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<rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><default:channel xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/"><title>The Forestry Of My Mind</title><link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/</link><description>Yeah...this is my mind. Sorry.</description><dc:language xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">en-UK</dc:language><admin:generatorAgent xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" rdf:resource="http://www.blog.co.uk"/><sy:updatePeriod xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">8</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><image><title>The Forestry Of My Mind</title><link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/58/127557595123c85a0992872a2cdef4_160x200.jpg</url></image><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/02/blog-guilt-5878181/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/01/wow-it-s-been-a-while-a-lot-of-things-5874050/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/08/11/in-the-wood-4572839/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/03/09/hermit-style-behaviour-3844401/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/06/save_the_goddamn_whales~3690754/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/05/death_business_man~3682464/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/28/the_headcase~3645697/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/16/title~3586860/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/09/fairytales~3552742/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/08/sweetest_tongue_has_sharpest_tooth~3547602/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/08/30/norman_the_moogachu~2895492/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/grief~2357038/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/05/04/on_smiling~2210932/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/i_just_re_wrote_a_prologue_from_a_long_f~2056269/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/a_conversation_between_me_and_mr_frites~2055594/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/01/an_empty_blog~2013345/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/23/red~1961419/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/11/zombie_slayer~1884838/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/23/cringe_inducing_brilliance_and_the_sad_t~1790883/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/the_things_that_make_me~1730881/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/is_your_child_a_satanic_worshiper~1729314/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/kinks_and_curls~1727039/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/11/the_chavs_of_my_village~1723749/"/></rdf:Seq></items></default:channel><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/02/blog-guilt-5878181/"><default:title>Blog Guilt</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/02/blog-guilt-5878181/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2009-04-02T15:15:27+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;Ok, I appear to be suffering from a bizarre form of 'Post-Traumatic Blog Syndrome'. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It's taken me eight months to finally break the cold, thick layer of ice that had formed over my pool of creativity, and now I find myself consumed with guilt because of my neglectful behaviour to this particular scribbling nook. So, the time has come for a very late New Years Resolution...let's call it the April Endeavour, because that sounds a hell of a lot snappier.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I, Kathy, shall hereby vow to write my poorly constructed and ill informed rants against the evils and idiocies of society, as well as any completely nonsensical ramblings about whatever fell out of my head on the day of writing, as often as is humanly possible given the sudden increase in my social life. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;If any of you read this you'll just have to imagine some inspiring music playing over the above segment, because technology isn't yet that genius.&lt;br&gt;
Really, I didn't stop because I didn't have anything to say. The day I don't ever have anything to say is the die and even then I'm not so sure. I like the think that whenever I do snuff it I'll come back to explicitly haunt the people who've really pissed me off over the years. Or, more realistically, the people who piss me off from beyond the grave.&lt;br&gt;
For example, if I were to pass someone littering in the street, I would appear to them in all my ghostly regalia, and whisper in my spookiest of voices, "I suggest that, if you don't want to see my face every time you're on the John or about to get lucky, you pick that up."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;By cracky, pretty sure that'd do it. But I digress, what I mean is that I've had plenty of things to say about plenty of things, but I haven't really had the means to express them properly. I'd go to the keyboard, and no words would come. It wasn't so much writer's block as writers barrier. Things wanted to get through but there was something stopping it. I think it's gone now. Hopefully it won't come back for a while. Hopefully.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So I apologise again, and with luck there won't be be any more unfeasibly long absences.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/02/blog-guilt-5878181/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Ok, I appear to be suffering from a bizarre form of 'Post-Traumatic Blog Syndrome'. </p>
	<p>It's taken me eight months to finally break the cold, thick layer of ice that had formed over my pool of creativity, and now I find myself consumed with guilt because of my neglectful behaviour to this particular scribbling nook. So, the time has come for a very late New Years Resolution...let's call it the April Endeavour, because that sounds a hell of a lot snappier.</p>
	<p>I, Kathy, shall hereby vow to write my poorly constructed and ill informed rants against the evils and idiocies of society, as well as any completely nonsensical ramblings about whatever fell out of my head on the day of writing, as often as is humanly possible given the sudden increase in my social life. </p>
	<p>If any of you read this you'll just have to imagine some inspiring music playing over the above segment, because technology isn't yet that genius.<br>
Really, I didn't stop because I didn't have anything to say. The day I don't ever have anything to say is the die and even then I'm not so sure. I like the think that whenever I do snuff it I'll come back to explicitly haunt the people who've really pissed me off over the years. Or, more realistically, the people who piss me off from beyond the grave.<br>
For example, if I were to pass someone littering in the street, I would appear to them in all my ghostly regalia, and whisper in my spookiest of voices, "I suggest that, if you don't want to see my face every time you're on the John or about to get lucky, you pick that up."</p>
	<p>By cracky, pretty sure that'd do it. But I digress, what I mean is that I've had plenty of things to say about plenty of things, but I haven't really had the means to express them properly. I'd go to the keyboard, and no words would come. It wasn't so much writer's block as writers barrier. Things wanted to get through but there was something stopping it. I think it's gone now. Hopefully it won't come back for a while. Hopefully.</p>
	<p>So I apologise again, and with luck there won't be be any more unfeasibly long absences.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/02/blog-guilt-5878181/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/01/wow-it-s-been-a-while-a-lot-of-things-5874050/"><default:title>She's baaaaaack.</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/01/wow-it-s-been-a-while-a-lot-of-things-5874050/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2009-04-01T20:14:11+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;Wow, it's been a while.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A lot of things have happened in the last few months, finally getting to University probably being one of the most significant. But there are other things. Things I don't really care to think about too much for a lot of reasons...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But this is it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;December 27th: My grandad passed away after a long period of heart problems and dementia. He died on my parents wedding anniversary, in hospital, alone. I didn't get to see him before he died, but I could've done a week before. Instead I decided to stay at home. Why? Because my boyfriend was visiting. I lost the opportunity to see me beloved grandfather for the last time because I wanted the day with my boyfriend. Even now I still feel ashamed at my selfishness. It kills me to think that the last contact I ever had with him was a five minute phone conversation, where he could barely talk because he was so exhausted from getting to the phone in the first place.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;What's worst of all is that he had to die in hospital, the place he hated so much. For months leading up to his death he'd been in and out of hospitals and the care home, because my poor nana was too ill to take care of herself let alone her husband. And through all that time he kept saying, 'If I could have just one thing it would be to go back home again, but I know I can't. I know your nana can't cope.' He kept forgetting that he could hardly walk anymore, that he could hardly breathe. He was certain he was getting better, when every day he was getting worse.&lt;br&gt;
The night before he died, nana had a dream when he came to her and said 'I'm sorry, Joan, I can't go on anymore.' She was in hospital too, with pnuemonia on the heart, but she was in a different place. My grandparents were miles away from each other, and they didn't even get to say goodbye.&lt;br&gt;
It's been so hard seeing him go. There was a little part of me inside that believed he was never going to die; that he'd be here forever. I still miss him, and I think about him every day. We were very close, and it really does break my heart I didn't get the chance to tell him how much I loved him in person.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So I suppose that was really one of the main reasons I haven't written here in such a long time. For a while I lost my words. I think I may have found them again finally.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Recently however, my father has been made unemployed, and he's struggling now to find work. What a terrible time to find yourself in that position, in the middle of a recession where jos are being cut left right and centre. Now someone like my dad, who is immensely clever and very experienced in his field of work, can't find a job. What on earth does this say about our situation? What's it going to be like in a few years time when I leave university? All I can say is I really feel for anyone entering the job market now. It'sa very confusing time for all concerned.&lt;br&gt;
So basically, the atmosphere in the house is very changeable. Since I came home for Easter there's a part of me that's been wishing I was somewhere else, just because there's this underlyin gloominess that just won't lift. My mother doesn't work, and she's been consistently flitting between depressed or panicky. She keeps talking about selling the house or me leaving University, which has truly worried me. I don't know what to say to her, though, other than, 'It'll be alright. He always gets a job one way or another.'&lt;br&gt;
This sentiment simply isn't ringing true anymore because he's never been unemployed during a financial crisis of this scale. I've been doing my very best to maintain a certain level of positivity but my own moods can be very dependent on those of others. I'm like a sponge, soaking up the surrounding feeling until I'm swollen and dull with it. So my cheeriness has dwindled and I'm back to my usual depressive self, compulsively writing my worries in a black book late at night and praying to whatever's up there that it'll come right in the end. But my hope is rapidly running dry and wearing thin.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Very soon, it's going to break.   &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/01/wow-it-s-been-a-while-a-lot-of-things-5874050/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Wow, it's been a while.</p>
	<p>A lot of things have happened in the last few months, finally getting to University probably being one of the most significant. But there are other things. Things I don't really care to think about too much for a lot of reasons...</p>
	<p>But this is it.</p>
	<p>December 27th: My grandad passed away after a long period of heart problems and dementia. He died on my parents wedding anniversary, in hospital, alone. I didn't get to see him before he died, but I could've done a week before. Instead I decided to stay at home. Why? Because my boyfriend was visiting. I lost the opportunity to see me beloved grandfather for the last time because I wanted the day with my boyfriend. Even now I still feel ashamed at my selfishness. It kills me to think that the last contact I ever had with him was a five minute phone conversation, where he could barely talk because he was so exhausted from getting to the phone in the first place.</p>
	<p>What's worst of all is that he had to die in hospital, the place he hated so much. For months leading up to his death he'd been in and out of hospitals and the care home, because my poor nana was too ill to take care of herself let alone her husband. And through all that time he kept saying, 'If I could have just one thing it would be to go back home again, but I know I can't. I know your nana can't cope.' He kept forgetting that he could hardly walk anymore, that he could hardly breathe. He was certain he was getting better, when every day he was getting worse.<br>
The night before he died, nana had a dream when he came to her and said 'I'm sorry, Joan, I can't go on anymore.' She was in hospital too, with pnuemonia on the heart, but she was in a different place. My grandparents were miles away from each other, and they didn't even get to say goodbye.<br>
It's been so hard seeing him go. There was a little part of me inside that believed he was never going to die; that he'd be here forever. I still miss him, and I think about him every day. We were very close, and it really does break my heart I didn't get the chance to tell him how much I loved him in person.</p>
	<p>So I suppose that was really one of the main reasons I haven't written here in such a long time. For a while I lost my words. I think I may have found them again finally.</p>
	<p>Recently however, my father has been made unemployed, and he's struggling now to find work. What a terrible time to find yourself in that position, in the middle of a recession where jos are being cut left right and centre. Now someone like my dad, who is immensely clever and very experienced in his field of work, can't find a job. What on earth does this say about our situation? What's it going to be like in a few years time when I leave university? All I can say is I really feel for anyone entering the job market now. It'sa very confusing time for all concerned.<br>
So basically, the atmosphere in the house is very changeable. Since I came home for Easter there's a part of me that's been wishing I was somewhere else, just because there's this underlyin gloominess that just won't lift. My mother doesn't work, and she's been consistently flitting between depressed or panicky. She keeps talking about selling the house or me leaving University, which has truly worried me. I don't know what to say to her, though, other than, 'It'll be alright. He always gets a job one way or another.'<br>
This sentiment simply isn't ringing true anymore because he's never been unemployed during a financial crisis of this scale. I've been doing my very best to maintain a certain level of positivity but my own moods can be very dependent on those of others. I'm like a sponge, soaking up the surrounding feeling until I'm swollen and dull with it. So my cheeriness has dwindled and I'm back to my usual depressive self, compulsively writing my worries in a black book late at night and praying to whatever's up there that it'll come right in the end. But my hope is rapidly running dry and wearing thin.</p>
	<p>Very soon, it's going to break.   </p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2009/04/01/wow-it-s-been-a-while-a-lot-of-things-5874050/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/08/11/in-the-wood-4572839/"><default:title>In the Wood</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/08/11/in-the-wood-4572839/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-08-11T18:38:41+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;Once upon a time, as in books&lt;br&gt;
I took the black road to the woods&lt;br&gt;
And there I met my stranger friend;&lt;br&gt;
The wolf who smiled, sharp teeth to rend&lt;br&gt;
My heart, so young and red with blood&lt;br&gt;
He did me mischief in the wood.&lt;br&gt;
Now white as snow I walked the path&lt;br&gt;
And risked the Wicked Witch's Wrath,&lt;br&gt;
For what care I of dangers here?&lt;br&gt;
I am the 'She who has no fear'.&lt;br&gt;
I see the Prince in Winter's sleep&lt;br&gt;
And know I have no tears to weep,&lt;br&gt;
I shall not kiss his frozen lips,&lt;br&gt;
My heathen mouth his flesh shall rip.&lt;br&gt;
My crimson shawl is all they see&lt;br&gt;
whilst Night Beasts take their love from me.&lt;br&gt;
I wander black as ebony&lt;br&gt;
To the house of my dear Granny;&lt;br&gt;
My basket carries flesh and blood&lt;br&gt;
Of dear Mama and Father good.&lt;br&gt;
The changeling child all dressed in red&lt;br&gt;
shall bring the wolf to Granny's bed,&lt;br&gt;
No poisoned apple knows my fate&lt;br&gt;
In forest shadows I shall wait.&lt;br&gt;
The Beauty and the Beast I be&lt;br&gt;
The curs-ed and unholy free&lt;br&gt;
Upon the world I hunt and prey&lt;br&gt;
On innocents who dare to stray.&lt;br&gt;
What big eyes you have, and such teeth!&lt;br&gt;
Out leaps the beast that lurks beneath.&lt;br&gt;
I, Little Red, the Riding Hood&lt;br&gt;
Will do you danger in the wood.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/08/11/in-the-wood-4572839/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Once upon a time, as in books<br>
I took the black road to the woods<br>
And there I met my stranger friend;<br>
The wolf who smiled, sharp teeth to rend<br>
My heart, so young and red with blood<br>
He did me mischief in the wood.<br>
Now white as snow I walked the path<br>
And risked the Wicked Witch's Wrath,<br>
For what care I of dangers here?<br>
I am the 'She who has no fear'.<br>
I see the Prince in Winter's sleep<br>
And know I have no tears to weep,<br>
I shall not kiss his frozen lips,<br>
My heathen mouth his flesh shall rip.<br>
My crimson shawl is all they see<br>
whilst Night Beasts take their love from me.<br>
I wander black as ebony<br>
To the house of my dear Granny;<br>
My basket carries flesh and blood<br>
Of dear Mama and Father good.<br>
The changeling child all dressed in red<br>
shall bring the wolf to Granny's bed,<br>
No poisoned apple knows my fate<br>
In forest shadows I shall wait.<br>
The Beauty and the Beast I be<br>
The curs-ed and unholy free<br>
Upon the world I hunt and prey<br>
On innocents who dare to stray.<br>
What big eyes you have, and such teeth!<br>
Out leaps the beast that lurks beneath.<br>
I, Little Red, the Riding Hood<br>
Will do you danger in the wood.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/08/11/in-the-wood-4572839/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/03/09/hermit-style-behaviour-3844401/"><default:title>Hermit style behaviour</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/03/09/hermit-style-behaviour-3844401/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-03-09T22:46:36+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;So.&lt;br&gt;
Yes, I'm lonely.&lt;br&gt;
Really, really bloody lonely.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;What do I have to do to get my so called 'friends' to actually, you know, spend time with me? What am I doing wrong? Do I smell? I bet I smell. Am I omitting from my body some offensive sound or sensation which can only be heard or felt by others?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have been a hermit this weekend. By the look of things it's to become a permanent position in life.  &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Friday: Felt the urge to go out. Got in touch with friends. Here were their responses.&lt;br&gt;
Friend 1 - Oh but I'm really tiiiiiiiired.&lt;br&gt;
Friend 2 - The machine ate my card and we're not spending your money!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Godammit.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Saturday - Was obliged to stay indoors and 'look after the dog'. This is my life, my parents go out to some party which I could have gone to but was not in fact invited by said parents (very good for the self esteem), and ended up having a hormone induced identity crisis. I felt starved for affection. I wanted a hug, just one hug, off someone who was not a relative (and therefore obliged to give affection) or a friend (ditto). I couldn't get my mind off the fact that I was stuck indoors feeling ugly and unloved on a saturday night. So what did I ed up doing to remedy that?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Played Guitar Hero 3 in my bra and a top hat.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;That is my life.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Guitar Hero. Bra. Top hat.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/03/09/hermit-style-behaviour-3844401/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>So.<br>
Yes, I'm lonely.<br>
Really, really bloody lonely.</p>
	<p>What do I have to do to get my so called 'friends' to actually, you know, spend time with me? What am I doing wrong? Do I smell? I bet I smell. Am I omitting from my body some offensive sound or sensation which can only be heard or felt by others?</p>
	<p>I have been a hermit this weekend. By the look of things it's to become a permanent position in life.  </p>
	<p>Friday: Felt the urge to go out. Got in touch with friends. Here were their responses.<br>
Friend 1 - Oh but I'm really tiiiiiiiired.<br>
Friend 2 - The machine ate my card and we're not spending your money!</p>
	<p>Godammit.</p>
	<p>Saturday - Was obliged to stay indoors and 'look after the dog'. This is my life, my parents go out to some party which I could have gone to but was not in fact invited by said parents (very good for the self esteem), and ended up having a hormone induced identity crisis. I felt starved for affection. I wanted a hug, just one hug, off someone who was not a relative (and therefore obliged to give affection) or a friend (ditto). I couldn't get my mind off the fact that I was stuck indoors feeling ugly and unloved on a saturday night. So what did I ed up doing to remedy that?</p>
	<p>Played Guitar Hero 3 in my bra and a top hat.</p>
	<p>That is my life.</p>
	<p>Guitar Hero. Bra. Top hat.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/03/09/hermit-style-behaviour-3844401/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/06/save_the_goddamn_whales~3690754/"><default:title>Save the Goddamn Whales.</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/06/save_the_goddamn_whales~3690754/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-02-06T23:53:40+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;I'm angry right now.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I think I am, by nature, a very passionate person. When I believe in something I will put my whole being into defending that thing, so I try not to let myself become too involved in many world subjects. There are are however a few things in this fetid little life that genuinely make my body revolt in fury. These things are in order of importance:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1. Whale Hunting. This is by far one of the greatest crimes we humans, in all our power, carry out every single day. One day, all of the Whales will be gone, but I can guarantee it will not be the way of the Dolphins ala Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It makes me want to scream when I think about these beautiful creatures being butchered alive for no real good reason. Cultural heritage can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;2. Paris 'Oh my Gaaawd that's so hot. Look at my little dog, I dress it in clothes like a people person!!! I'm so pretty and cool, gimme free stuff cos I'm amazing.'  Hilton. (Oh yes, I'm her biggest fan clearly). What a useless human being she is. What does she do? Gets paid obscene amounts of money to act like a total moron and flash her underpants (and everthing else to boot) at the paparazzi. Is this girl incapable of getting out of a car with her legs together? &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm sorry if I've caused any offence. But I think the hormones are raging and I needed an excellent rant against humanity because, and again I'm sorry, we're pretty fucking ugly as a collective race. I appreciate that there are decent people (many of you read my blogs and for that I thank you), but as a whole? Pretty shitty.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Save the Goddamn Whales.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/06/save_the_goddamn_whales~3690754/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>I'm angry right now.</p>
	<p>I think I am, by nature, a very passionate person. When I believe in something I will put my whole being into defending that thing, so I try not to let myself become too involved in many world subjects. There are are however a few things in this fetid little life that genuinely make my body revolt in fury. These things are in order of importance:</p>
	<p>1. Whale Hunting. This is by far one of the greatest crimes we humans, in all our power, carry out every single day. One day, all of the Whales will be gone, but I can guarantee it will not be the way of the Dolphins ala Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It makes me want to scream when I think about these beautiful creatures being butchered alive for no real good reason. Cultural heritage can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned. </p>
	<p>2. Paris 'Oh my Gaaawd that's so hot. Look at my little dog, I dress it in clothes like a people person!!! I'm so pretty and cool, gimme free stuff cos I'm amazing.'  Hilton. (Oh yes, I'm her biggest fan clearly). What a useless human being she is. What does she do? Gets paid obscene amounts of money to act like a total moron and flash her underpants (and everthing else to boot) at the paparazzi. Is this girl incapable of getting out of a car with her legs together? </p>
	<p>I'm sorry if I've caused any offence. But I think the hormones are raging and I needed an excellent rant against humanity because, and again I'm sorry, we're pretty fucking ugly as a collective race. I appreciate that there are decent people (many of you read my blogs and for that I thank you), but as a whole? Pretty shitty.</p>
	<p>Save the Goddamn Whales.</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/06/save_the_goddamn_whales~3690754/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/05/death_business_man~3682464/"><default:title>Death - Business Man</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/05/death_business_man~3682464/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-02-05T13:32:58+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;I'm reading a novel by Markus Zusak. It's called 'The Book Thief'; it's set in 1939 onwards through the Second World War.&lt;br&gt;
It's narrated by Death, and as the blurb says, 'he's never been busier'.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;When we gave Death that capital 'D'? I have been thinking about who decided to personify him - it - and transform it - him - into that elusive figure: that cloaked, scythe wielding skeleton we know so well.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I can imagine that it would be quite comforting for people to think of Death as some Regular Joe, going about his job like the rest of us slobs. We're paying his pills with our sicknesses; our fatal injuries are his collaterol, we're the down payment on his house.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Death's just your average schmoe working the Nine to Five of Eternity. Except he doesn't get to go home like the rest of us. We're paying for his house but God knows he never gets to live in it; Nine to Five in Eternity counts for All Time. The title's just a formality. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Soul Taking's a difficult career. You don't get Tea Breaks; Death doesn't have time for a quick cuppa and a crossword puzzle...he's just too busy. His wife and children never see him; in fact his wife's having an affair with the Pool Boy, but don't tell that to Death if you see him any time soon. He's stressed enough as it is.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Why the scythe? Why the Cloak? Am I the only one that thinks it's not the most efficient of uniforms for the Grim Reaper himself? I've always seen him as a suave, suit and tie kind of man. More business like, smart, reassuring to his clients. It's not the most comforting of images is it? That the last person you meet would be this huge, cloaked chap with a sinister lookng weapon in his hand...but it would be all right if you met this handsome man in a pin strip suit, hair slicked back, clean shaven, weilding a brief case with the contract of your life inside.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Sign here to move on to the next life," he'd say with a dazzling smile. "It's quite literally a once in a lifetime deal."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Sure thing, just get me a pen.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/05/death_business_man~3682464/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>I'm reading a novel by Markus Zusak. It's called 'The Book Thief'; it's set in 1939 onwards through the Second World War.<br>
It's narrated by Death, and as the blurb says, 'he's never been busier'.</p>
	<p>When we gave Death that capital 'D'? I have been thinking about who decided to personify him - it - and transform it - him - into that elusive figure: that cloaked, scythe wielding skeleton we know so well.</p>
	<p>I can imagine that it would be quite comforting for people to think of Death as some Regular Joe, going about his job like the rest of us slobs. We're paying his pills with our sicknesses; our fatal injuries are his collaterol, we're the down payment on his house.</p>
	<p>Death's just your average schmoe working the Nine to Five of Eternity. Except he doesn't get to go home like the rest of us. We're paying for his house but God knows he never gets to live in it; Nine to Five in Eternity counts for All Time. The title's just a formality. </p>
	<p>Soul Taking's a difficult career. You don't get Tea Breaks; Death doesn't have time for a quick cuppa and a crossword puzzle...he's just too busy. His wife and children never see him; in fact his wife's having an affair with the Pool Boy, but don't tell that to Death if you see him any time soon. He's stressed enough as it is.</p>
	<p>Why the scythe? Why the Cloak? Am I the only one that thinks it's not the most efficient of uniforms for the Grim Reaper himself? I've always seen him as a suave, suit and tie kind of man. More business like, smart, reassuring to his clients. It's not the most comforting of images is it? That the last person you meet would be this huge, cloaked chap with a sinister lookng weapon in his hand...but it would be all right if you met this handsome man in a pin strip suit, hair slicked back, clean shaven, weilding a brief case with the contract of your life inside.</p>
	<p>"Sign here to move on to the next life," he'd say with a dazzling smile. "It's quite literally a once in a lifetime deal."</p>
	<p>Sure thing, just get me a pen.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/02/05/death_business_man~3682464/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/28/the_headcase~3645697/"><default:title>The Headcase</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/28/the_headcase~3645697/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-01-28T19:36:42+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;I have no right to be depressed.&lt;br&gt;
But I am. Why?&lt;br&gt;
What is there in my life that is so terribly awful, so awful, that I want to scream all the time? What is it I can do to take away the emotional hurt?&lt;br&gt;
Nothing, not really.&lt;br&gt;
I know myself only to an extent. There's another version of me, the depressive me, that sleeps somewhere in the darker recesses of my heart, the deepest pits that I can't find alone. I can't find it, it finds me. And when it does it takes over me completely. Surely that's a sign of some psychological problem? What other reason is there to feel the way I do now?&lt;br&gt;
It's times like these when I can't know myself because I feel like I'm trapped in my own head, struggling to break free from the clutches of my depressive self. They are two parts of me that make the same. They're like two extremes of my personality, not two different ones.&lt;br&gt;
I just want so desperately to be happy. Really, truly happy, not the sort of fleeting happiness I seem to experience during the day. That kind of happiness never lasts, and it always seems to come with a bring down, because you've lost the feeling you've been missing for such a long time. You think that maybe, just maybe, it will stay with you for good, only to have it leave you again.&lt;br&gt;
It's much harder to cope with that way, it's like being tricked.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/28/the_headcase~3645697/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>I have no right to be depressed.<br>
But I am. Why?<br>
What is there in my life that is so terribly awful, so awful, that I want to scream all the time? What is it I can do to take away the emotional hurt?<br>
Nothing, not really.<br>
I know myself only to an extent. There's another version of me, the depressive me, that sleeps somewhere in the darker recesses of my heart, the deepest pits that I can't find alone. I can't find it, it finds me. And when it does it takes over me completely. Surely that's a sign of some psychological problem? What other reason is there to feel the way I do now?<br>
It's times like these when I can't know myself because I feel like I'm trapped in my own head, struggling to break free from the clutches of my depressive self. They are two parts of me that make the same. They're like two extremes of my personality, not two different ones.<br>
I just want so desperately to be happy. Really, truly happy, not the sort of fleeting happiness I seem to experience during the day. That kind of happiness never lasts, and it always seems to come with a bring down, because you've lost the feeling you've been missing for such a long time. You think that maybe, just maybe, it will stay with you for good, only to have it leave you again.<br>
It's much harder to cope with that way, it's like being tricked.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/28/the_headcase~3645697/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/16/title~3586860/"><default:title>Harry Potter and The Religious Fanatics</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/16/title~3586860/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-01-16T18:58:47+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;This morning, I picked up the newspaper and read it. About half way through what should I come across?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'll tell you what: an article describing the Vatican's condemnation of the Harry Potter books. Apparently these tomes are pure evil incarnate; celebrating the cult of satanism and encouraging young impressionable's into following this dark path. The Vatican believes that Harry Potter is a 'grave lie' and a poor hero for children to follow, because not only is he a magician but he has no religion. Harry Potter is on the fast track to eternal damnation, essentially.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So I suppose it'd be all right if Harry Potter was a Muslim or Jew? No, it most certainly would not. The Vatican are incredulous because there is a series of books out there that are loved by both children and adults, that they have not been given the chance to approve. They are pissed off because Harry Potter is accessible to everyone, and not under the influence of a set of rules which may or may not be right. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;They believe that Harry Potter is himself an evil and poor quality hero. Where does that come from?  Never once has Harry Potter done anything remotely evil. He's so white bread he's boring. It's the characters around him that are interesting (Fred and George beng a prime example of that). The worst thing Harry Potter ever does is prowl the corridors after dark...even when he's in his rebellious years all he really does is shout and cry. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So does the fact that he's a wizard make him evil? Hell no! You ask any child whether wizards and witches actually exist and they'll probably say 'no'. Ask them if Harry Potter is a bad person and they will also say 'no'. Ask them if Lord Voldemort is a bad person and they will undoubdetdly say 'yes'.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Which is my exact point. The Harry Potter books follow the age old Good vs. Evil structure. It's teaching children about morality; the importance of friends and family and doing the right thing rather than being seduced by power. Where does Satan come into that? Here is an unlikely extract from an unseen Harry Potter book:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;From &lt;em&gt;Harry Potter and the Satanic Orgy&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;"But Professor Dumbledor," Harry said as Hermione painted a pentagram with fresh goat's blood on his bare chest, "I'm not sure if summoning up the dark forces of Lucifer is a good idea."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Oh do be quiet my dear boy," lisped Dumbledor in an amazing portrait of gay stereotypes. " Only with the awesome power of the Prince of Darkness may we defeat the slightly less evil Voldemort. Now get on your knees and let Mister Weasely have his way with you."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;"Get in!" laughed Ron.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You see my point.&lt;br&gt;
Good God, it's just the sheer ignorance of it that truly smacks my gob. Let's think how many Catholic priests have ruined the lives of young children by molesting them? I'd say that's blurring the lines of evil a hell of a lot more than a simple children's book. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Whatever happened to letting children have an actual childhood? Is the Vatican so desperate to get this Godless society back under the great thumb of religion that it's attempting to destroy the happiness of thousands of children? Can't they see that it's pure fantasy, pure entertainment? Are they really that blind?  &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It's a sure sign of desperation to see a spark-shooting wand as a threat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/16/title~3586860/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>This morning, I picked up the newspaper and read it. About half way through what should I come across?</p>
	<p>I'll tell you what: an article describing the Vatican's condemnation of the Harry Potter books. Apparently these tomes are pure evil incarnate; celebrating the cult of satanism and encouraging young impressionable's into following this dark path. The Vatican believes that Harry Potter is a 'grave lie' and a poor hero for children to follow, because not only is he a magician but he has no religion. Harry Potter is on the fast track to eternal damnation, essentially.</p>
	<p>So I suppose it'd be all right if Harry Potter was a Muslim or Jew? No, it most certainly would not. The Vatican are incredulous because there is a series of books out there that are loved by both children and adults, that they have not been given the chance to approve. They are pissed off because Harry Potter is accessible to everyone, and not under the influence of a set of rules which may or may not be right. </p>
	<p>They believe that Harry Potter is himself an evil and poor quality hero. Where does that come from?  Never once has Harry Potter done anything remotely evil. He's so white bread he's boring. It's the characters around him that are interesting (Fred and George beng a prime example of that). The worst thing Harry Potter ever does is prowl the corridors after dark...even when he's in his rebellious years all he really does is shout and cry. </p>
	<p>So does the fact that he's a wizard make him evil? Hell no! You ask any child whether wizards and witches actually exist and they'll probably say 'no'. Ask them if Harry Potter is a bad person and they will also say 'no'. Ask them if Lord Voldemort is a bad person and they will undoubdetdly say 'yes'.</p>
	<p>Which is my exact point. The Harry Potter books follow the age old Good vs. Evil structure. It's teaching children about morality; the importance of friends and family and doing the right thing rather than being seduced by power. Where does Satan come into that? Here is an unlikely extract from an unseen Harry Potter book:</p>
	<p>From <em>Harry Potter and the Satanic Orgy</p>
	<p></em>"But Professor Dumbledor," Harry said as Hermione painted a pentagram with fresh goat's blood on his bare chest, "I'm not sure if summoning up the dark forces of Lucifer is a good idea."</p>
	<p><em>"Oh do be quiet my dear boy," lisped Dumbledor in an amazing portrait of gay stereotypes. " Only with the awesome power of the Prince of Darkness may we defeat the slightly less evil Voldemort. Now get on your knees and let Mister Weasely have his way with you."</p>
	<p></em>"Get in!" laughed Ron.</p>
	<p>You see my point.<br>
Good God, it's just the sheer ignorance of it that truly smacks my gob. Let's think how many Catholic priests have ruined the lives of young children by molesting them? I'd say that's blurring the lines of evil a hell of a lot more than a simple children's book. </p>
	<p>Whatever happened to letting children have an actual childhood? Is the Vatican so desperate to get this Godless society back under the great thumb of religion that it's attempting to destroy the happiness of thousands of children? Can't they see that it's pure fantasy, pure entertainment? Are they really that blind?  </p>
	<p>It's a sure sign of desperation to see a spark-shooting wand as a threat.</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/16/title~3586860/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/09/fairytales~3552742/"><default:title>Fairytales</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/09/fairytales~3552742/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2008-01-09T19:37:47+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;'Once upon a time...' is one of my favourite phrases. It sets a tone for magic and beauty and fear; a world is constructed before your very eyes, such is the power of these words.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I read a lot of myths and fairytales; they are essentially the fabric which holds my existence together. The whole culture of the fairytale has definitely had an influence on who I am. They fascinated me as a child and continue to fascinate me now. but there is something that really must be considered. Everybody knows the classics of the Western culture (even though we filched them off the other countries), but do we ever really question their nature?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In my collection I include: The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Anderson, anthologies adult reworkings, collections from around the world, novels, graphic novels...&lt;br&gt;
One of my favourite books is 'The Bloody Chamber' by Angela Carter. If you haven't read it then I must insanely encourage you to (though I've found as a reader I tend to get put off books when people force them on me, *cough cough* 'The Davinci Code' *cough*). It's a compilation of short stories based on fairytales with a so-called feministic twist. If you've ever seen the excellent Neil Jordan film 'The Company of Wolves', which I quoted in my last blog, was birthed from the story of the same name. The book is wonderful and evocative, emphasised by Carter's beautiful writing. She is someone I look up to massively, and I think she was taken from us far too soon.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;What it is about these stories is that they are incredibly dark and sinister. Children accept the horrifying elements without question (well, most of the time), but with they grow up they realise that these childhood tales are really not for children at all.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But of course they are morality tales wrapped in imagery. They were always intended for adults, in fact the Brothers Grimm began their collection with that demographic in mind, but they read them to their children to keep them quiet. Even watered down versions of well known fables like Snow White and Cinderella still hold a little darkness between the pages (that is excluding the Disney films, which up until the 'The Little Mermaid' and 'Beauty and the Beast' contained the weakest heroines known to man and the twee-est approaches to the stories).&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It wasn't until I was older, about thirteen or so, that I realised the true extent of Snow White's suffering or what really happened to the Ugly Sisters in Cinderella (let's put it this way, ravenous and vengeful birds + eyes = unpleasant reading). It's all about sexuality (which Carter was very quick on the uptake with), development of the soul and human nature; so much packed into an apparently innocent five minute bed time story. When I am a mother, I will only read the ture fairytales to my children, not the namby pamby, PC ones of today. The fairytale is still significant to society and should be preserved as they are, not forced into something new. Snow White lived with seven dwarves, taking that out of the title doesn't change that. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;My childish desire to be a princess never really did fade. The hope that you could be beautiful and revered by others, that your singing voice would charm whomever you so choose. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Princesses have the best adventures, if they don't want to be rescued that is.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/09/fairytales~3552742/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>'Once upon a time...' is one of my favourite phrases. It sets a tone for magic and beauty and fear; a world is constructed before your very eyes, such is the power of these words.</p>
	<p>I read a lot of myths and fairytales; they are essentially the fabric which holds my existence together. The whole culture of the fairytale has definitely had an influence on who I am. They fascinated me as a child and continue to fascinate me now. but there is something that really must be considered. Everybody knows the classics of the Western culture (even though we filched them off the other countries), but do we ever really question their nature?</p>
	<p>In my collection I include: The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Anderson, anthologies adult reworkings, collections from around the world, novels, graphic novels...<br>
One of my favourite books is 'The Bloody Chamber' by Angela Carter. If you haven't read it then I must insanely encourage you to (though I've found as a reader I tend to get put off books when people force them on me, *cough cough* 'The Davinci Code' *cough*). It's a compilation of short stories based on fairytales with a so-called feministic twist. If you've ever seen the excellent Neil Jordan film 'The Company of Wolves', which I quoted in my last blog, was birthed from the story of the same name. The book is wonderful and evocative, emphasised by Carter's beautiful writing. She is someone I look up to massively, and I think she was taken from us far too soon.</p>
	<p>What it is about these stories is that they are incredibly dark and sinister. Children accept the horrifying elements without question (well, most of the time), but with they grow up they realise that these childhood tales are really not for children at all.</p>
	<p>But of course they are morality tales wrapped in imagery. They were always intended for adults, in fact the Brothers Grimm began their collection with that demographic in mind, but they read them to their children to keep them quiet. Even watered down versions of well known fables like Snow White and Cinderella still hold a little darkness between the pages (that is excluding the Disney films, which up until the 'The Little Mermaid' and 'Beauty and the Beast' contained the weakest heroines known to man and the twee-est approaches to the stories).</p>
	<p>It wasn't until I was older, about thirteen or so, that I realised the true extent of Snow White's suffering or what really happened to the Ugly Sisters in Cinderella (let's put it this way, ravenous and vengeful birds + eyes = unpleasant reading). It's all about sexuality (which Carter was very quick on the uptake with), development of the soul and human nature; so much packed into an apparently innocent five minute bed time story. When I am a mother, I will only read the ture fairytales to my children, not the namby pamby, PC ones of today. The fairytale is still significant to society and should be preserved as they are, not forced into something new. Snow White lived with seven dwarves, taking that out of the title doesn't change that. </p>
	<p>My childish desire to be a princess never really did fade. The hope that you could be beautiful and revered by others, that your singing voice would charm whomever you so choose. </p>
	<p>Princesses have the best adventures, if they don't want to be rescued that is.
</p>
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	&lt;p&gt;My two year relationship has been over for week today. To be honest, I can't find the words to write it all down, but I will say this: It was for the best and we're going to stay friends. I am fully aware that is a sentence uttered by countless people during breakups but I know it's the truth with me and him. I can say this because we say eachother yesterday and it was the same as out old relationhip, albeit missing the 'boyfriend-girlfriend' factor.&lt;br&gt;
Except every now and then he'd touch my arm or rub my shoulder like he'd forgotten we weren't together anymore. I didn't mind.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Such a lot has happened since I last wrote but I don't want to put it down here. Christmas was Christmas. I got far too much as usual.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;New Year was...&lt;u&gt;forced&lt;/u&gt;. If I'd been given the option I would have locked myself in my room and screamed until it was all over. I hate the idea of getting dressed up in a tarty outfit to go to some shitty party in a shitty pub where you drink too much and let yourself get chatted up by shitty people and throw yourself about to shitty music and pretend to be happy even though you've had a shitty year filled with pain and misery and celebrate the start of a fresh shitty year.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Roll on 2008! The Cynical is officially here, fuelled by break up petrol and tiredness.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;What much else can I say? The older you are, the less special everything is.&lt;br&gt;
I fear I may be turning into a recluse, especially given my night time behaviour. I'm tired but actively avoid sleep; staying up til 2AM, squirrled away in my room watching foreign films and writing or sketching, whatever takes my fancy I guess. I won't sleep until I know I can't stay awake any longer.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm becoming increasingly frustrated with the company of humans. I want to be on my own in a cottage somewhere by the sea where I can seek solace in my books; absorbing stories of cokney show business twins (Wise Children), Oepipus and Freud (Where Three Roads Meet) and perverts with stupid names (Lolita). They're soaked in my skin and I live and breath them all day and all night. When I see someone I want to warn them 'never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle' or pinch them and see if they're real.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Why, what quick hands you have.&lt;br&gt;
Yes, all the better to write with my dear.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2008/01/08/sweetest_tongue_has_sharpest_tooth~3547602/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>First things first.</p>
	<p>My two year relationship has been over for week today. To be honest, I can't find the words to write it all down, but I will say this: It was for the best and we're going to stay friends. I am fully aware that is a sentence uttered by countless people during breakups but I know it's the truth with me and him. I can say this because we say eachother yesterday and it was the same as out old relationhip, albeit missing the 'boyfriend-girlfriend' factor.<br>
Except every now and then he'd touch my arm or rub my shoulder like he'd forgotten we weren't together anymore. I didn't mind.</p>
	<p>Such a lot has happened since I last wrote but I don't want to put it down here. Christmas was Christmas. I got far too much as usual.</p>
	<p>New Year was...<u>forced</u>. If I'd been given the option I would have locked myself in my room and screamed until it was all over. I hate the idea of getting dressed up in a tarty outfit to go to some shitty party in a shitty pub where you drink too much and let yourself get chatted up by shitty people and throw yourself about to shitty music and pretend to be happy even though you've had a shitty year filled with pain and misery and celebrate the start of a fresh shitty year.</p>
	<p>Roll on 2008! The Cynical is officially here, fuelled by break up petrol and tiredness.</p>
	<p>What much else can I say? The older you are, the less special everything is.<br>
I fear I may be turning into a recluse, especially given my night time behaviour. I'm tired but actively avoid sleep; staying up til 2AM, squirrled away in my room watching foreign films and writing or sketching, whatever takes my fancy I guess. I won't sleep until I know I can't stay awake any longer.</p>
	<p>I'm becoming increasingly frustrated with the company of humans. I want to be on my own in a cottage somewhere by the sea where I can seek solace in my books; absorbing stories of cokney show business twins (Wise Children), Oepipus and Freud (Where Three Roads Meet) and perverts with stupid names (Lolita). They're soaked in my skin and I live and breath them all day and all night. When I see someone I want to warn them 'never trust a man whose eyebrows meet in the middle' or pinch them and see if they're real.</p>
	<p>Why, what quick hands you have.<br>
Yes, all the better to write with my dear.
</p>
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Here is a stupid story for you.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Once upon a time there was a big thing called a Moogachu.&lt;br&gt;
His name was Norman. Norman the Moogachu.&lt;br&gt;
Norman the Moogachu lived far away in the Kingdom of Kingdom Number Six And A Quarter. It was the sixth one you see. They like to name them in orders ike that, otherwise folk get confused. The quarter is because the King got greedy and nicked a bit from Kingdom Number Five.&lt;br&gt;
Norman was the size of a small caravan and covered in marshmallows. His favourite colour was grey, because he was colour blind. His favourite phrase was 'This is more ridiculous than fifty coat pegs'. I don't know why.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This is his story.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;One day, the King sent a Mick the tiny giant to Norman the Moogachu's  house (which was compiled of socks and bits of flint) with a summons. It was three in the morning and the Mick the tiny giant broke down the door. Norman was tired and annoyed.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"The King wants to see you right now!" said Mick.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"This is more ridiculous than fifty coat pegs!" grumbled Norman in his Moogachu voice (which sounds a lot like an angry duck), "I was dreaming about a sandwich. I haven't had a sandwich since the Cheese Grater War in oh six. That's been a million years. Do you know how long that is to go without a sandwich you tiny big whippercruncher??"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Mick wasn't listening, he had just picked up Norman and taken him to the castle, which was three tiny giant steps away (which is six regular people steps, ten if you have small feet). Norman had ranted away like no Muvva's business.&lt;br&gt;
In the castle, Mick the tiny giant dropped Norman in front of the king and stomped off, knocking himself out on a doorframe because of a distinct lack of hand eye coordination.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"...And radishes, I haven't had a radish flavoured melon ever! You can't get the because everyone hates them. They taste like peanuts, peanuts! I ask you..."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The king threw his crown at Norman and he stopped ranting. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Shut up!" he shouted, "I am the king. I am law and bits of earth and sky yer moron. I have had you abducted for a very important reason!"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Better be more important than fifty coat pegs. They're just ridiculous." Norman mumbled.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Silence woman!" The king yelled. "I need my porridge and can't leave my daughter alone because she likes to burn things. Look after her, you filthy strumpet."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And so the king lumbered off to get his nutritious and delicious dirt porridge, and Norman the Moogachu was left with the princess, who looked at him with amusement.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Got a lighter?" she said.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"No," said Norman. "I don't have hands whch means I can't hold small things."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It was true. He didn't have hands. It was quite a sight.&lt;br&gt;
Norman's marshmallows went pink (not that he'd know), because the princess was very very pretty. The mad glint in her eye was particularly fetching, as well as the maniacal grin she was sporting. He also very much liked her fried egg earrings.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The princess did not go pink, she instead sat on the floor and sang a song about animals.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"I am a giraffe, I am a laugh&lt;br&gt;
I am giraffe, I have a staff (bom bom)&lt;br&gt;
I am giraffe, I need a bath&lt;br&gt;
I am giraffe, please have a jaff-er cake,"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;and so on. There were many other verses concerning a spider, a pengun and a dolphin. Norman listened, enchanted by the princess' whimsical singing voice. Soon it became too much for him. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Will you marry me?" he asked her.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The princess stopped singing and laughed like a pirate on Helium. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Christ, no! You're the size of a small caravan and are covered in marshmallows. What kind of future could we have?"&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"I can give you never ending snacks," said Norman.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The princess thought about it whilst drawing a charcoal moustache on her face (she had magicked up a pencil from thin air).&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Christ, no!" she said after a hour of deliberation. "I just remembered I'm allergic to marshmallows. They make me puff up like a water filled corpse."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So Norman was denied the joys of marriage to a criminally insane princess. When the king returned he had Norman shot out of a cannon for proposing to his mentally fragile daugter. He now lives in Benidorm (where he landed) with a chicked called Magnet. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Before I go, I ask that you don't try and find him (if you're ever in Benidorm), he has restraining orders against everybody. Even me and I wrote the damn story. Most of the information provided here is from a dubious source at best. I had to do hideous things to worms to get this tale to you folks. I'm technically banned from the planet now. I'm breaking the law for your entertainment, I hope you're happy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The end.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/08/30/norman_the_moogachu~2895492/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>I know I've been away for a milion years, but I've been trying to sort out some stuff emotionally and haven't really had the time.<br>
Here is a stupid story for you.</p>
	<p>Once upon a time there was a big thing called a Moogachu.<br>
His name was Norman. Norman the Moogachu.<br>
Norman the Moogachu lived far away in the Kingdom of Kingdom Number Six And A Quarter. It was the sixth one you see. They like to name them in orders ike that, otherwise folk get confused. The quarter is because the King got greedy and nicked a bit from Kingdom Number Five.<br>
Norman was the size of a small caravan and covered in marshmallows. His favourite colour was grey, because he was colour blind. His favourite phrase was 'This is more ridiculous than fifty coat pegs'. I don't know why.</p>
	<p>This is his story.</p>
	<p>One day, the King sent a Mick the tiny giant to Norman the Moogachu's  house (which was compiled of socks and bits of flint) with a summons. It was three in the morning and the Mick the tiny giant broke down the door. Norman was tired and annoyed.</p>
	<p>"The King wants to see you right now!" said Mick.</p>
	<p>"This is more ridiculous than fifty coat pegs!" grumbled Norman in his Moogachu voice (which sounds a lot like an angry duck), "I was dreaming about a sandwich. I haven't had a sandwich since the Cheese Grater War in oh six. That's been a million years. Do you know how long that is to go without a sandwich you tiny big whippercruncher??"</p>
	<p>Mick wasn't listening, he had just picked up Norman and taken him to the castle, which was three tiny giant steps away (which is six regular people steps, ten if you have small feet). Norman had ranted away like no Muvva's business.<br>
In the castle, Mick the tiny giant dropped Norman in front of the king and stomped off, knocking himself out on a doorframe because of a distinct lack of hand eye coordination.</p>
	<p>"...And radishes, I haven't had a radish flavoured melon ever! You can't get the because everyone hates them. They taste like peanuts, peanuts! I ask you..."</p>
	<p>The king threw his crown at Norman and he stopped ranting. </p>
	<p>"Shut up!" he shouted, "I am the king. I am law and bits of earth and sky yer moron. I have had you abducted for a very important reason!"</p>
	<p>"Better be more important than fifty coat pegs. They're just ridiculous." Norman mumbled.</p>
	<p>"Silence woman!" The king yelled. "I need my porridge and can't leave my daughter alone because she likes to burn things. Look after her, you filthy strumpet."</p>
	<p>And so the king lumbered off to get his nutritious and delicious dirt porridge, and Norman the Moogachu was left with the princess, who looked at him with amusement.</p>
	<p>"Got a lighter?" she said.</p>
	<p>"No," said Norman. "I don't have hands whch means I can't hold small things."</p>
	<p>It was true. He didn't have hands. It was quite a sight.<br>
Norman's marshmallows went pink (not that he'd know), because the princess was very very pretty. The mad glint in her eye was particularly fetching, as well as the maniacal grin she was sporting. He also very much liked her fried egg earrings.</p>
	<p>The princess did not go pink, she instead sat on the floor and sang a song about animals.</p>
	<p>"I am a giraffe, I am a laugh<br>
I am giraffe, I have a staff (bom bom)<br>
I am giraffe, I need a bath<br>
I am giraffe, please have a jaff-er cake,"</p>
	<p>and so on. There were many other verses concerning a spider, a pengun and a dolphin. Norman listened, enchanted by the princess' whimsical singing voice. Soon it became too much for him. </p>
	<p>"Will you marry me?" he asked her.</p>
	<p>The princess stopped singing and laughed like a pirate on Helium. </p>
	<p>"Christ, no! You're the size of a small caravan and are covered in marshmallows. What kind of future could we have?"</p>
	<p>"I can give you never ending snacks," said Norman.</p>
	<p>The princess thought about it whilst drawing a charcoal moustache on her face (she had magicked up a pencil from thin air).</p>
	<p>"Christ, no!" she said after a hour of deliberation. "I just remembered I'm allergic to marshmallows. They make me puff up like a water filled corpse."</p>
	<p>So Norman was denied the joys of marriage to a criminally insane princess. When the king returned he had Norman shot out of a cannon for proposing to his mentally fragile daugter. He now lives in Benidorm (where he landed) with a chicked called Magnet. </p>
	<p>Before I go, I ask that you don't try and find him (if you're ever in Benidorm), he has restraining orders against everybody. Even me and I wrote the damn story. Most of the information provided here is from a dubious source at best. I had to do hideous things to worms to get this tale to you folks. I'm technically banned from the planet now. I'm breaking the law for your entertainment, I hope you're happy.</p>
	<p>The end.</p>
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	&lt;p&gt;I, my beloved non-readers, have been having a less than perfect year. Since January came and hit us in the face it's been a consistent stream of misery; illness, more illness, missing parents, loneliness, hospitals, unemployent for stupid things (I spilt some milk, GET THE FUCK OVER IT!), feelings of inadequacy, exams, death...and more death.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm sure everybody knows by now, but Friday afternoon, right after a three hour Enlish Literature exam, I returned home feeling tired and headachey, but ok.&lt;br&gt;
When I got in, my mum was on the phone to the vet, about my dog, Lucy. The atmosphere in the room was clear; things weren't good.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Mum hung up and told me the news. Lucy had a malignant tumour on her spleen, causing her red blood cells to stop regenerating. They could operate, but her life would be extended by about three weeks if we were lucky.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So that was that. We had to make a choice, and neither were good.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In the end, we lucked out for the worst. We went to say goodbye.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This is the worst part.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;We thought that she was under sedation, that she basically could pass peacefully and not know we were there. But when they brought her in, she was awake.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And God help me, she was so desperate to get out.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I haven't been in so muh pain before; My chest felt like it was being stretched over metal pins. My eyes were burning. It hurt so much I couldn't physically stand up. I nearly puked right there in the surgery.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I couldn't stay. I bent down, hugged her, kissed her, told her I loved her, and fled like a coward.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Twenty minutes later, she was gone.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She'd been my friend for twelve years. I miss walking her.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It's almost like something inside me has broken. This is the last straw that broke my back. Now, I'm not hugry. I eat, but I wouldn't if I could. I'm afraid to turn out the light, ecause of what I think of when it's dark. I'm not sleeping well right now.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I know now it's not just the loss of my dog. It's everyting else too.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm very, very tired. Of everything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/grief~2357038/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>So far, so bad.</p>
	<p>I, my beloved non-readers, have been having a less than perfect year. Since January came and hit us in the face it's been a consistent stream of misery; illness, more illness, missing parents, loneliness, hospitals, unemployent for stupid things (I spilt some milk, GET THE FUCK OVER IT!), feelings of inadequacy, exams, death...and more death.</p>
	<p>I'm sure everybody knows by now, but Friday afternoon, right after a three hour Enlish Literature exam, I returned home feeling tired and headachey, but ok.<br>
When I got in, my mum was on the phone to the vet, about my dog, Lucy. The atmosphere in the room was clear; things weren't good.</p>
	<p>Mum hung up and told me the news. Lucy had a malignant tumour on her spleen, causing her red blood cells to stop regenerating. They could operate, but her life would be extended by about three weeks if we were lucky.</p>
	<p>So that was that. We had to make a choice, and neither were good.</p>
	<p>In the end, we lucked out for the worst. We went to say goodbye.</p>
	<p>This is the worst part.</p>
	<p>We thought that she was under sedation, that she basically could pass peacefully and not know we were there. But when they brought her in, she was awake.</p>
	<p>And God help me, she was so desperate to get out.</p>
	<p>I haven't been in so muh pain before; My chest felt like it was being stretched over metal pins. My eyes were burning. It hurt so much I couldn't physically stand up. I nearly puked right there in the surgery.</p>
	<p>I couldn't stay. I bent down, hugged her, kissed her, told her I loved her, and fled like a coward.</p>
	<p>Twenty minutes later, she was gone.</p>
	<p>She'd been my friend for twelve years. I miss walking her.</p>
	<p>It's almost like something inside me has broken. This is the last straw that broke my back. Now, I'm not hugry. I eat, but I wouldn't if I could. I'm afraid to turn out the light, ecause of what I think of when it's dark. I'm not sleeping well right now.</p>
	<p>I know now it's not just the loss of my dog. It's everyting else too.</p>
	<p>I'm very, very tired. Of everything.</p>
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It's a very frequent occurance that I wish was...well, less frequent.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;See, my mum was looking at a picture of me and she mumbled ever-so-subtley under her breath "I dunno why you can't smile more."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ugh.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;My nana's always doing it too Apparently I 'light the room up' when I smile.&lt;br&gt;
Uh..no.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The fact of the matter is, I will only smile when I'm really happy. I will only smile when I feel that there is an absolutely valid reason to bear my stupid teeth at everybody; otherwise I choose to retain a look of whimsy (or stupidity, it depends on what you think of me as a person &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0"&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have a 'big' smile. Like my mum. I go all...shudder..(whispered painfully) gummy and toothy. And I get one of those stupid nose wrinkles. You now the ones I mean. They're unbearably cutesy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm not very keen on how I look when I smile. I think I lose a bit of myself (goes in my teeth probably) and become a fake, plastic-ey thing.&lt;br&gt;
At least, if the smile isn't a real one. My real smiles are ok(ish)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I guess.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm not a happy person by nature anyway, I'm just certifiably insane. Certifiably insane people tend to smile in order to fufil their 'traumatised children quota'.&lt;br&gt;
Not that I have one of those. I don't think...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;PLUS!!! And this is just an added thing, I've already got weird little grooves down the sides of my mouth. Surely that's a sign that I smile plenty?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Wow. A whole blog on smiles.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Ech...who cares, I have chidren to freak out.&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_twisted.gif" alt=":&gt;" class="middle" border="0"&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/05/04/on_smiling~2210932/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Something that seems to bother most folks around me is my distinct lack of smiling.<br>
It's a very frequent occurance that I wish was...well, less frequent.</p>
	<p>See, my mum was looking at a picture of me and she mumbled ever-so-subtley under her breath "I dunno why you can't smile more."</p>
	<p>Ugh.</p>
	<p>My nana's always doing it too Apparently I 'light the room up' when I smile.<br>
Uh..no.</p>
	<p>The fact of the matter is, I will only smile when I'm really happy. I will only smile when I feel that there is an absolutely valid reason to bear my stupid teeth at everybody; otherwise I choose to retain a look of whimsy (or stupidity, it depends on what you think of me as a person <img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0">)</p>
	<p>I have a 'big' smile. Like my mum. I go all...shudder..(whispered painfully) gummy and toothy. And I get one of those stupid nose wrinkles. You now the ones I mean. They're unbearably cutesy.</p>
	<p>I'm not very keen on how I look when I smile. I think I lose a bit of myself (goes in my teeth probably) and become a fake, plastic-ey thing.<br>
At least, if the smile isn't a real one. My real smiles are ok(ish)</p>
	<p>I guess.</p>
	<p>I'm not a happy person by nature anyway, I'm just certifiably insane. Certifiably insane people tend to smile in order to fufil their 'traumatised children quota'.<br>
Not that I have one of those. I don't think...</p>
	<p>PLUS!!! And this is just an added thing, I've already got weird little grooves down the sides of my mouth. Surely that's a sign that I smile plenty?</p>
	<p>Wow. A whole blog on smiles.</p>
	<p>Ech...who cares, I have chidren to freak out.<img src="/img/smilies/icon_twisted.gif" alt=":>" class="middle" border="0">
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/05/04/on_smiling~2210932/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/i_just_re_wrote_a_prologue_from_a_long_f~2056269/"><default:title>I just re wrote a prologue from a long forgotten novel I started.</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/i_just_re_wrote_a_prologue_from_a_long_f~2056269/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-04-08T22:25:11+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;This Earth is suffused with stories. They linger in the corner of every house. They swim in the air. We, as humans, breathe them, eat them and drink them. Stories are the sustenance of the soul.&lt;br&gt;
Yet this story, the one that lies before you now, had previously been lost to us; hidden away for thousands of years. However, it begins with a legend.&lt;br&gt;
It is said that within any blank parchment there lies a secret map; one that can only be seen with the heart, not the mind. This map is that of another world, one that has no name.&lt;br&gt;
This is a world that cannot be seen by someone who is driven by logic and science. No, all that may be seen to them is the blank piece of parchment it so seems to be; worthless and without meaning.&lt;br&gt;
Yet a person who believes in the unbelievable, finds sense in the ridiculous and knows that existence can go beyond sight could look upon the parchment and be introduced to sights that may be ordained as indescribable.&lt;br&gt;
The Nameless World contains things that most of us will never see in a lifetime. It is filled with wonders of such beauty that if you were indeed to lay your eyes upon them all other things once thought to be the most beautiful would pale to a dull grey. In the Nameless World, the wind carries song, birds are of colours that are unknown to us and the sky is always clear. In the Nameless World, the moon never disappears and the stars sparkle and seem close enough to touch. People there live a peaceful and quiet life that is filled with joy and happiness. Sadness and pain has little place there.&lt;br&gt;
But of course it was not always this way. It was, then there would be no story to tell.&lt;br&gt;
And from this legend, a story is born.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Interesting? Let me know if this akes you want to read on.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/i_just_re_wrote_a_prologue_from_a_long_f~2056269/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>This Earth is suffused with stories. They linger in the corner of every house. They swim in the air. We, as humans, breathe them, eat them and drink them. Stories are the sustenance of the soul.<br>
Yet this story, the one that lies before you now, had previously been lost to us; hidden away for thousands of years. However, it begins with a legend.<br>
It is said that within any blank parchment there lies a secret map; one that can only be seen with the heart, not the mind. This map is that of another world, one that has no name.<br>
This is a world that cannot be seen by someone who is driven by logic and science. No, all that may be seen to them is the blank piece of parchment it so seems to be; worthless and without meaning.<br>
Yet a person who believes in the unbelievable, finds sense in the ridiculous and knows that existence can go beyond sight could look upon the parchment and be introduced to sights that may be ordained as indescribable.<br>
The Nameless World contains things that most of us will never see in a lifetime. It is filled with wonders of such beauty that if you were indeed to lay your eyes upon them all other things once thought to be the most beautiful would pale to a dull grey. In the Nameless World, the wind carries song, birds are of colours that are unknown to us and the sky is always clear. In the Nameless World, the moon never disappears and the stars sparkle and seem close enough to touch. People there live a peaceful and quiet life that is filled with joy and happiness. Sadness and pain has little place there.<br>
But of course it was not always this way. It was, then there would be no story to tell.<br>
And from this legend, a story is born.</p>
	<p>Interesting? Let me know if this akes you want to read on.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/i_just_re_wrote_a_prologue_from_a_long_f~2056269/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/a_conversation_between_me_and_mr_frites~2055594/"><default:title>A conversation between me and Mr Frites</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/a_conversation_between_me_and_mr_frites~2055594/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-04-08T20:19:11+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;None of you lot will know who Mr Frites is. No one does really, except me mind you, as he is a creation sprung recently from my mind forestry.&lt;br&gt;
I'll attempt to put up a picture of him at a later date; but try to picture some kind of crazed metal head who'se T-shirt patterns represent his feelings. He always wears earphones and has exceedingly expressive eyebrows. His first name is Billy and his last name is pronounced like 'Frit', as the e and s are silence.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Here, for your enjoyment, is a transcript of a conversation I had with him recently. It is in relation to him stalking a girl he likes.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Kathy (known hereafter as 'K'): So, how's it goin' Billy?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Billy (known hereafter as ''B', if you were able to make that guess beforehand then I commend you, gentle travellers): What?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: Billy, turn the Metallica off.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: What?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: (reaches over and turns the MP3 off)I SAID TO TURN THE METALLICA OFF! I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: Oh...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: So how's it going?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: Um...Ok.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: Any luck with that girl you were telling me about? What was it, Laura?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: Lena.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: Yeah, that's it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: Um...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(There is a long pause.)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: (Dangerously) Billy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: What?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: What did you do?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: (small voice) Nuffin.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: (Very dangerously)Billy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: Ikindoffollowedherandhidbehindtheushesandcalledherfiftytimes.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: What?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: I kind of followed her and hid behind the bushes and called her fifty times.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: Oh...dear.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: That's not all.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: Oh God, what else?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: Um...  &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: Billy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: I pushed myself up against her window and screamed a proclomation of love until she called the police.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: What did you do?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: What else could I do? I fled into the night.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;K: Oh Billy...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;B: But I love her...&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;END&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/a_conversation_between_me_and_mr_frites~2055594/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>None of you lot will know who Mr Frites is. No one does really, except me mind you, as he is a creation sprung recently from my mind forestry.<br>
I'll attempt to put up a picture of him at a later date; but try to picture some kind of crazed metal head who'se T-shirt patterns represent his feelings. He always wears earphones and has exceedingly expressive eyebrows. His first name is Billy and his last name is pronounced like 'Frit', as the e and s are silence.</p>
	<p>Here, for your enjoyment, is a transcript of a conversation I had with him recently. It is in relation to him stalking a girl he likes.</p>
	<p>Kathy (known hereafter as 'K'): So, how's it goin' Billy?</p>
	<p>Billy (known hereafter as ''B', if you were able to make that guess beforehand then I commend you, gentle travellers): What?</p>
	<p>K: Billy, turn the Metallica off.</p>
	<p>B: What?</p>
	<p>K: (reaches over and turns the MP3 off)I SAID TO TURN THE METALLICA OFF! I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!</p>
	<p>B: Oh...</p>
	<p>K: So how's it going?</p>
	<p>B: Um...Ok.</p>
	<p>K: Any luck with that girl you were telling me about? What was it, Laura?</p>
	<p>B: Lena.</p>
	<p>K: Yeah, that's it.</p>
	<p>B: Um...</p>
	<p>(There is a long pause.)</p>
	<p>K: (Dangerously) Billy.</p>
	<p>B: What?</p>
	<p>K: What did you do?</p>
	<p>B: (small voice) Nuffin.</p>
	<p>K: (Very dangerously)Billy.</p>
	<p>B: Ikindoffollowedherandhidbehindtheushesandcalledherfiftytimes.</p>
	<p>K: What?</p>
	<p>B: I kind of followed her and hid behind the bushes and called her fifty times.</p>
	<p>K: Oh...dear.</p>
	<p>B: That's not all.</p>
	<p>K: Oh God, what else?</p>
	<p>B: Um...  </p>
	<p>K: Billy.</p>
	<p>B: I pushed myself up against her window and screamed a proclomation of love until she called the police.</p>
	<p>K: What did you do?</p>
	<p>B: What else could I do? I fled into the night.</p>
	<p>K: Oh Billy...</p>
	<p>B: But I love her...</p>
	<p>END</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/a_conversation_between_me_and_mr_frites~2055594/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/01/an_empty_blog~2013345/"><default:title>An empty blog</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/01/an_empty_blog~2013345/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-04-01T12:43:30+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;Basically, I actually have nothing to write about that's actually worth reading. So, I think I'll just write about the fact that I can't find anything to write about.&lt;br&gt;
OR, I know...that plan for today (it beath Sundaye Englishe)&lt;br&gt;
It's actually really nice outside today, so I think I'll go biking; despite the fact I've an annoyingly sore foot for the last week (I don't know what I've done to it but it's excessively irritating!)&lt;br&gt;
Maybe I'll go to the park with Katy and we'll do the mooching thing we always do, i.e. sit on a hill and talk bollocks.&lt;br&gt;
Yes, that's an idea.&lt;br&gt;
Bored now.&lt;br&gt;
Bye.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/01/an_empty_blog~2013345/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Basically, I actually have nothing to write about that's actually worth reading. So, I think I'll just write about the fact that I can't find anything to write about.<br>
OR, I know...that plan for today (it beath Sundaye Englishe)<br>
It's actually really nice outside today, so I think I'll go biking; despite the fact I've an annoyingly sore foot for the last week (I don't know what I've done to it but it's excessively irritating!)<br>
Maybe I'll go to the park with Katy and we'll do the mooching thing we always do, i.e. sit on a hill and talk bollocks.<br>
Yes, that's an idea.<br>
Bored now.<br>
Bye.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/04/01/an_empty_blog~2013345/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/23/red~1961419/"><default:title>Red</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/23/red~1961419/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-03-23T17:31:45+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;I thought it was about time I put up this short story I wrote. It's kinda a what if? story based on Littler Red Riding Hood.&lt;br&gt;
Lemme know what you think. It's pretty much the only thing I've ever finised and felt remotely proud about.&lt;br&gt;
But maybe that's the low self esteem talking.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Thanks chicklets!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;Red&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A contorted mess of skin and hair, hunched over, limbs wound tightly around themselves. The tangled, bloody fur of a dead wolf, old and rotting, was draped over her back. Bare breasts dangled close to the ground, and her misty eyes peered through a shock of bright red hair upon an unsuspecting rabbit that nibbled on a blade of grass by the waters edge. Her hands sank into the earth and her back arched upward. A deep snarl rumbled from her throat and her left eye twitched with a sudden manic speed. The rabbit had no time to look its fate in the eye, for she jumped quickly and tore at the miserable thing with yellowed nails. Blood flowed through her hands and smeared itself across her bare skin as she bit and tugged through fur and meat with ravenous appetite.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She feasted.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This is what the Woodsman saw one cold evening in late December.&lt;br&gt;
It was nearing dusk and, with a swing of his sinewy arm, the Woodsman’s axe bit into a new tree, deftly slicing through bark as though it was tender flesh. Crystalline droplets of sweat clung to his hairy brow and his heavy grunts of effort echoed loudly about him. His shirt stretched tightly over his heaving chest, and was marked with dark russet stains of his own dried blood. His beard, damp and slick with grease, rubbed against his thick neck.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It had been a good day, he thought, prosperous certainly. He had foraged enough kindling to last a year at least; it was of little concern to him how many trees he felled. Indeed, he almost took pleasure from such brutality, straining his ear with each swing as though he hoped to hear them scream for mercy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Were it not for this habit, however morbid it was, he might not have heard it. The shrill howl, calling from far off in the woodland. He stayed his hand and blinked his rodent like eyes.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“A wolf?” he said to himself. The gruffness of his voice scratched against his throat.&lt;br&gt;
There was no fear in these words. The Woodsman was no stranger to the beasts. They were common about these lands and quite harmless unless you were fool enough to provoke them, and such fools were long dead. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But then it occurred to him, no wolf should make a sound quite as unnatural as that. It was a twisted strangled shrieking, raw and frightful.&lt;br&gt;
When the call came again, closer this time, the Woodsman found himself curious. Lowering his axe, he stepped towards the resonating noise that intrigued him so.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It took little time. The Woodsman soon found himself approaching a clearing, opening up to a small and stagnant pond. He sought cover behind the trees, but the pungent vapours carried on the breeze, stinging his eyes and blurring his vision with tears. As he squinted furiously, a silhouette appeared before him, moving towards the stinking pond with a strange and stilted quickness like a dog with a missing leg. The Woodsman wiped away the moisture clinging to his lids and looked to the figure, which was now still.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;As he watched her ready herself for the kill, he believed his eyes to be lying. What he saw was a thing that defied all of God’s laws, and affected him so that for a moment he thought he might be mad.&lt;br&gt;
Feelings coursed through him; revulsion, fear, and a disturbing fascination that he could not understand.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This…thing, he thought, No not a thing, a girl. How long has she been lost to these wolf like ways? &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;He looked at her as with pointed teeth she ripped the flesh apart.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I must help her. She cannot live this way. She should know what it is to be human.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This thought in his mind, he clutched his axe tightly and stepped towards her.&lt;br&gt;
Darkness had enveloped the forest in a short time. Only the moon, huge and round, gave any light to him as he approached. He walked silently, and so crazed was she with hunger that her ears and eyes were closed to everything around her. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The Woodsman raised his axe, and swiftly brought the handle down on her skull.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;He picked up her now limp unconscious body and slung it over his broad shoulder as if she were a cloth sack. Slipping his axe through his belt loop, he turned on his heavy booted heel and staggered off back to his kindling.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Never once did it cross The Woodsman’s mind how strange it was that she was alone in her hunt. When a wolf is seen, many others stand with it. Travelling and hunting together, and watching over one another as a family might. The Woodsman then, did not see the eyes that gazed at him from the darkness; the all seeing and all knowing eyes of her wolf brethren.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Soon, The Woodsman came to the village, a quiet place where few lived. Coming to his cottage, The Woodsman was greeted by The Grandmother. The Son remained inside. There was no Wife, for he was a widower. The Grandmother was a small woman, wrinkled and stern faced with a rod straight posture and thin white hair. She looked at the slumped body The Woodsman carried, brow furrowing.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“What’s that you got?” she barked, forgoing a greeting.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The Woodsman recounted his strange tale, and The Grandmother looked at the Wolf skin with disgust in her eyes.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“That’s the first to go,” she said. “I’ll not have that stinking up my clean house.”&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Taking advantage of her sleeping state, The Grandmother peeled it off of the girl’s shoulders and took it outside to be burnt.&lt;br&gt;
The Woodsman set her down in the kitchen and tied a strap of leather about her neck. He then took a chain and they attached it to her, wrapping it around the leg of the table tightly. The Son lurked in the doorway, gazing lustfully at the girl and her now blatant nakedness.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“What do we call her?” he asked.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;They looked at her and thought. None of the names that sprang to mind seemed to fit her. It seemed that she was too wild even for a name.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The Grandmother returned from outside, bringing a smell of burning flesh with her.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“Take a gander at her hair,” she said, pointing towards the girl. “Bright as blood, it is. Why not call her Red?”&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And Red she became.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A second after, Red began to stir; as soon as her eyes were open she flew into a wild rage. She scrambled up, barking and shrieking with such ferocity that even The Woodsman stepped backward, pulling The Grandmother with him. The Son continued to watch from the doorway.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Her anger was short lived, however. Left eye twitching through the curtain of her hair, Red lunged, and the leather strap tightened, choking her roughly and painfully.&lt;br&gt;
Her barks subsided into strangulated whimpers, and she pulled back, shaking and not a little fearful. With precaution, The Woodsman approached her. She did not snarl or bark or bite, only shook harder.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“This is how we control her,” said The Woodsman, turning to look at his family.” We must begin immediately.”&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The first thing, they all decided, was to teach Red to stand. She was strongly opposed to this, and fought with her teeth, snapping roughly. The Son came away with a bloody hand when venturing too close, hoping to lay his hands on her. The Grandmother resolved to cure this through the whip. If Red dared to bite or fall forward an inch too far a sharp snap to the flanks was the reward. She learned quickly to hold herself back.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Standing was painful. Red’s spine, curved from so many years of walking on all fours, refused to unfurl into a straight line. She was left bent over and in constant agony. Her long hair fell into her eyes and trailed on the ground, so The Grandmother took a kitchen knife and hacked at it, leaving it uneven and ragged. Now her face could be seen, but her mouth was twisted into a grimace which stayed throughout the following days.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;As these days turned to weeks, Red found herself changing. She could feel that her Wolfishness disappearing and was being replaced by something new and strange. Something she did not know.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She felt it when they made her walk.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The Son would hold her wrist tightly and pull her through the village to the jeers and sobs of horrified passers by, who would stop to stare at this hunched and naked form staggering on the balls of her feet.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“It’s a monstrosity!” one woman accused bitterly.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Red’s ears were closed. Instead she gazed at the Woodland, memories of her past life fading with every step she took.&lt;br&gt;
Suddenly, she thought that she saw two eyes looking at her through the trees. She craned her neck forward and whimpered gently, a spark of recognition burning in her stomach.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The Son saw and pulled her away hastily.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Spring came and The Grandmother made a dress for Red.&lt;br&gt;
It looked ridiculous, hanging off her bony frame like a tent, but Red accepted it with blank silence. Long gone were the days of her shrieking and she had become a quiet observer, listening to the family with disturbing focus. Soon their words began to make sense to her, and she would copy them to herself late at night, but never speaking them in the day. The family thought little of it, simply believing her to be dumb.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Despite this, the Son became more and more obsessed with Red. He stood behind her and pawed at her with his hairy hands, taking her silence and blank expression as pleasure. It was not long before The Woodsman put her in The Son’s bed, where he could indulge his lust as much as he pleased. Throughout the long hours of the night as The Son lay atop of her, sweating and grunting like a stuck pig, Red dwelt upon a soft aching in her chest, dreaming of those golden eyes that had stared at her from the forest.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She had never forgotten them. Not once.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;One night after The Son had rolled off her and fallen asleep, Red lay awake, staring at the slanted ceiling and remembering.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She remembered the shadow of The Woodsman before he had brought the handle of the axe down on her head.&lt;br&gt;
She remembered the leather strap around her neck and how it choked her.&lt;br&gt;
She remembered the Grandmother and how much it hurt when she snapped the whip against her legs.&lt;br&gt;
She remembered the savage look in The Son’s eyes as he held her down and pushed himself into her.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In the dead quiet she felt everything that there was to be felt. The Son’s hot breath against her neck, the hairs of his legs that brushed against her, making her itch. Even the cotton sheets scratched. Red realised that she could not stand this nakedness. She longed for her furs but even they were lost to her. They had been burnt. She would never have them again.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Bitterness filled her heart, and her eyes began to prick. She blinked with confusion, touched her face and felt the dampness that trickled down her cheeks. Her chest hurt.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Slowly, Red lifted the covers off of her and crept out of the bed, still hunched and lurching. The Son did not stir, simply turned over and snorted into his pillow. She looked at him from the door and felt her limbs tighten with revulsion. For the first time in her life, she knew what it was she felt.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Silently, she slipped from the cottage, leaving the family to snore and drool in their sleep. The moon was full, lighting a soft silver path towards the woodland. Red followed it, staggering upon the now calloused and cracked balls of her feet as though she had always done so.&lt;br&gt;
Yet, as she grew closer, she began to sway and trip. Soon she found herself on all fours, prowling with caution through the shadows of the night.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Coming to the forest border, she stopped. She could feel the golden and unblinking eyes through the blackness, waiting.&lt;br&gt;
Turning and looking at the cottage, her prison, Red knew what lurked within. It was a place of monsters and dark things that caused pain and suffering. Things she never wished to see again.&lt;br&gt;
She opened her mouth and bared her yellowed fangs&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“Red…hates,” she whispered. Her voice sounded like a page being ripped in two.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She turned, craned her neck towards the moon, dug her hands into the earth and howled. A strange and wonderful feeling flooded through her, warming her naked, furless body as the sharp hollers flew from her lungs and into the night.&lt;br&gt;
Soon they called back to her, howling and barking from the woods.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;“Home,” she said.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Her Wolf brethren were coming. They were hungry.&lt;br&gt;
She waited. Her left eye began to twitch.&lt;br&gt;
My, what big teeth she has.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/23/red~1961419/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>I thought it was about time I put up this short story I wrote. It's kinda a what if? story based on Littler Red Riding Hood.<br>
Lemme know what you think. It's pretty much the only thing I've ever finised and felt remotely proud about.<br>
But maybe that's the low self esteem talking.<br>
<img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"><br>
Thanks chicklets!</p>
	<p class="center">Red</p>
	<p>A contorted mess of skin and hair, hunched over, limbs wound tightly around themselves. The tangled, bloody fur of a dead wolf, old and rotting, was draped over her back. Bare breasts dangled close to the ground, and her misty eyes peered through a shock of bright red hair upon an unsuspecting rabbit that nibbled on a blade of grass by the waters edge. Her hands sank into the earth and her back arched upward. A deep snarl rumbled from her throat and her left eye twitched with a sudden manic speed. The rabbit had no time to look its fate in the eye, for she jumped quickly and tore at the miserable thing with yellowed nails. Blood flowed through her hands and smeared itself across her bare skin as she bit and tugged through fur and meat with ravenous appetite.</p>
	<p>She feasted.</p>
	<p>This is what the Woodsman saw one cold evening in late December.<br>
It was nearing dusk and, with a swing of his sinewy arm, the Woodsman’s axe bit into a new tree, deftly slicing through bark as though it was tender flesh. Crystalline droplets of sweat clung to his hairy brow and his heavy grunts of effort echoed loudly about him. His shirt stretched tightly over his heaving chest, and was marked with dark russet stains of his own dried blood. His beard, damp and slick with grease, rubbed against his thick neck.</p>
	<p>It had been a good day, he thought, prosperous certainly. He had foraged enough kindling to last a year at least; it was of little concern to him how many trees he felled. Indeed, he almost took pleasure from such brutality, straining his ear with each swing as though he hoped to hear them scream for mercy.</p>
	<p>Were it not for this habit, however morbid it was, he might not have heard it. The shrill howl, calling from far off in the woodland. He stayed his hand and blinked his rodent like eyes.</p>
	<p>“A wolf?” he said to himself. The gruffness of his voice scratched against his throat.<br>
There was no fear in these words. The Woodsman was no stranger to the beasts. They were common about these lands and quite harmless unless you were fool enough to provoke them, and such fools were long dead. </p>
	<p>But then it occurred to him, no wolf should make a sound quite as unnatural as that. It was a twisted strangled shrieking, raw and frightful.<br>
When the call came again, closer this time, the Woodsman found himself curious. Lowering his axe, he stepped towards the resonating noise that intrigued him so.</p>
	<p>It took little time. The Woodsman soon found himself approaching a clearing, opening up to a small and stagnant pond. He sought cover behind the trees, but the pungent vapours carried on the breeze, stinging his eyes and blurring his vision with tears. As he squinted furiously, a silhouette appeared before him, moving towards the stinking pond with a strange and stilted quickness like a dog with a missing leg. The Woodsman wiped away the moisture clinging to his lids and looked to the figure, which was now still.</p>
	<p>As he watched her ready herself for the kill, he believed his eyes to be lying. What he saw was a thing that defied all of God’s laws, and affected him so that for a moment he thought he might be mad.<br>
Feelings coursed through him; revulsion, fear, and a disturbing fascination that he could not understand.</p>
	<p>This…thing, he thought, No not a thing, a girl. How long has she been lost to these wolf like ways? </p>
	<p>He looked at her as with pointed teeth she ripped the flesh apart.</p>
	<p>I must help her. She cannot live this way. She should know what it is to be human.</p>
	<p>This thought in his mind, he clutched his axe tightly and stepped towards her.<br>
Darkness had enveloped the forest in a short time. Only the moon, huge and round, gave any light to him as he approached. He walked silently, and so crazed was she with hunger that her ears and eyes were closed to everything around her. </p>
	<p>The Woodsman raised his axe, and swiftly brought the handle down on her skull.</p>
	<p>He picked up her now limp unconscious body and slung it over his broad shoulder as if she were a cloth sack. Slipping his axe through his belt loop, he turned on his heavy booted heel and staggered off back to his kindling.</p>
	<p>Never once did it cross The Woodsman’s mind how strange it was that she was alone in her hunt. When a wolf is seen, many others stand with it. Travelling and hunting together, and watching over one another as a family might. The Woodsman then, did not see the eyes that gazed at him from the darkness; the all seeing and all knowing eyes of her wolf brethren.</p>
	<p>Soon, The Woodsman came to the village, a quiet place where few lived. Coming to his cottage, The Woodsman was greeted by The Grandmother. The Son remained inside. There was no Wife, for he was a widower. The Grandmother was a small woman, wrinkled and stern faced with a rod straight posture and thin white hair. She looked at the slumped body The Woodsman carried, brow furrowing.</p>
	<p>“What’s that you got?” she barked, forgoing a greeting.</p>
	<p>The Woodsman recounted his strange tale, and The Grandmother looked at the Wolf skin with disgust in her eyes.</p>
	<p>“That’s the first to go,” she said. “I’ll not have that stinking up my clean house.”</p>
	<p>Taking advantage of her sleeping state, The Grandmother peeled it off of the girl’s shoulders and took it outside to be burnt.<br>
The Woodsman set her down in the kitchen and tied a strap of leather about her neck. He then took a chain and they attached it to her, wrapping it around the leg of the table tightly. The Son lurked in the doorway, gazing lustfully at the girl and her now blatant nakedness.</p>
	<p>“What do we call her?” he asked.</p>
	<p>They looked at her and thought. None of the names that sprang to mind seemed to fit her. It seemed that she was too wild even for a name.</p>
	<p>The Grandmother returned from outside, bringing a smell of burning flesh with her.</p>
	<p>“Take a gander at her hair,” she said, pointing towards the girl. “Bright as blood, it is. Why not call her Red?”</p>
	<p>And Red she became.</p>
	<p>A second after, Red began to stir; as soon as her eyes were open she flew into a wild rage. She scrambled up, barking and shrieking with such ferocity that even The Woodsman stepped backward, pulling The Grandmother with him. The Son continued to watch from the doorway.</p>
	<p>Her anger was short lived, however. Left eye twitching through the curtain of her hair, Red lunged, and the leather strap tightened, choking her roughly and painfully.<br>
Her barks subsided into strangulated whimpers, and she pulled back, shaking and not a little fearful. With precaution, The Woodsman approached her. She did not snarl or bark or bite, only shook harder.</p>
	<p>“This is how we control her,” said The Woodsman, turning to look at his family.” We must begin immediately.”</p>
	<p>The first thing, they all decided, was to teach Red to stand. She was strongly opposed to this, and fought with her teeth, snapping roughly. The Son came away with a bloody hand when venturing too close, hoping to lay his hands on her. The Grandmother resolved to cure this through the whip. If Red dared to bite or fall forward an inch too far a sharp snap to the flanks was the reward. She learned quickly to hold herself back.</p>
	<p>Standing was painful. Red’s spine, curved from so many years of walking on all fours, refused to unfurl into a straight line. She was left bent over and in constant agony. Her long hair fell into her eyes and trailed on the ground, so The Grandmother took a kitchen knife and hacked at it, leaving it uneven and ragged. Now her face could be seen, but her mouth was twisted into a grimace which stayed throughout the following days.</p>
	<p>As these days turned to weeks, Red found herself changing. She could feel that her Wolfishness disappearing and was being replaced by something new and strange. Something she did not know.</p>
	<p>She felt it when they made her walk.</p>
	<p>The Son would hold her wrist tightly and pull her through the village to the jeers and sobs of horrified passers by, who would stop to stare at this hunched and naked form staggering on the balls of her feet.</p>
	<p>“It’s a monstrosity!” one woman accused bitterly.</p>
	<p>Red’s ears were closed. Instead she gazed at the Woodland, memories of her past life fading with every step she took.<br>
Suddenly, she thought that she saw two eyes looking at her through the trees. She craned her neck forward and whimpered gently, a spark of recognition burning in her stomach.</p>
	<p>The Son saw and pulled her away hastily.</p>
	<p>Spring came and The Grandmother made a dress for Red.<br>
It looked ridiculous, hanging off her bony frame like a tent, but Red accepted it with blank silence. Long gone were the days of her shrieking and she had become a quiet observer, listening to the family with disturbing focus. Soon their words began to make sense to her, and she would copy them to herself late at night, but never speaking them in the day. The family thought little of it, simply believing her to be dumb.</p>
	<p>Despite this, the Son became more and more obsessed with Red. He stood behind her and pawed at her with his hairy hands, taking her silence and blank expression as pleasure. It was not long before The Woodsman put her in The Son’s bed, where he could indulge his lust as much as he pleased. Throughout the long hours of the night as The Son lay atop of her, sweating and grunting like a stuck pig, Red dwelt upon a soft aching in her chest, dreaming of those golden eyes that had stared at her from the forest.</p>
	<p>She had never forgotten them. Not once.</p>
	<p>One night after The Son had rolled off her and fallen asleep, Red lay awake, staring at the slanted ceiling and remembering.</p>
	<p>She remembered the shadow of The Woodsman before he had brought the handle of the axe down on her head.<br>
She remembered the leather strap around her neck and how it choked her.<br>
She remembered the Grandmother and how much it hurt when she snapped the whip against her legs.<br>
She remembered the savage look in The Son’s eyes as he held her down and pushed himself into her.</p>
	<p>In the dead quiet she felt everything that there was to be felt. The Son’s hot breath against her neck, the hairs of his legs that brushed against her, making her itch. Even the cotton sheets scratched. Red realised that she could not stand this nakedness. She longed for her furs but even they were lost to her. They had been burnt. She would never have them again.</p>
	<p>Bitterness filled her heart, and her eyes began to prick. She blinked with confusion, touched her face and felt the dampness that trickled down her cheeks. Her chest hurt.</p>
	<p>Slowly, Red lifted the covers off of her and crept out of the bed, still hunched and lurching. The Son did not stir, simply turned over and snorted into his pillow. She looked at him from the door and felt her limbs tighten with revulsion. For the first time in her life, she knew what it was she felt.</p>
	<p>Silently, she slipped from the cottage, leaving the family to snore and drool in their sleep. The moon was full, lighting a soft silver path towards the woodland. Red followed it, staggering upon the now calloused and cracked balls of her feet as though she had always done so.<br>
Yet, as she grew closer, she began to sway and trip. Soon she found herself on all fours, prowling with caution through the shadows of the night.</p>
	<p>Coming to the forest border, she stopped. She could feel the golden and unblinking eyes through the blackness, waiting.<br>
Turning and looking at the cottage, her prison, Red knew what lurked within. It was a place of monsters and dark things that caused pain and suffering. Things she never wished to see again.<br>
She opened her mouth and bared her yellowed fangs</p>
	<p>“Red…hates,” she whispered. Her voice sounded like a page being ripped in two.</p>
	<p>She turned, craned her neck towards the moon, dug her hands into the earth and howled. A strange and wonderful feeling flooded through her, warming her naked, furless body as the sharp hollers flew from her lungs and into the night.<br>
Soon they called back to her, howling and barking from the woods.</p>
	<p>“Home,” she said.</p>
	<p>Her Wolf brethren were coming. They were hungry.<br>
She waited. Her left eye began to twitch.<br>
My, what big teeth she has.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/23/red~1961419/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/11/zombie_slayer~1884838/"><default:title>Zombie slayer</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/11/zombie_slayer~1884838/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-03-11T13:56:38+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;Yesterday, me and my boyfriend went into Leeds to see 'The Illusionist'. Only once we arrived (at about 5.30) we found it closed. Apparently the sprinklers had gone off and they were trying top clean it up.&lt;br&gt;
So, that meant we were stuck in Leeds on a saturday evening with nothing to do. I looked to Finlay (my boyfriend) for guidance, and he suggested we go bowling. Normally I like bowling, but in this situation I wasn't all too keen, as I'm no good without aisle barriers and Finlay is disturbingly talented at the whole thing (Seriously, he beat my dad. NO ONE beats my dad). But I agreed and off we went, booked two games and I sat back and got completely stomped (97 to 35 ayone?).&lt;br&gt;
But this isn't the point. The point is, on our way out, I decided that we should waste our change on some arcade games. Finay wanted to play Time Crisis, but it was out of order, so we turned out attention to 'House of dead 4' and whiled away a good half an hour slaying mutated zombies, leeches and giagantic spiders (actually, the spider beat us, but I digress...)&lt;br&gt;
I can't even begin to describe how fun it was! I was so hyped up afterwards that after we went up to the cinema (now open) and saw the film (which is very good by the way), we played it again on the console in the Light. Man, we were on fire!&lt;br&gt;
On the way home, we began to develop our own Zomie movie. In it, we save the village of Burley (where we live) from the undead middle classes. He a nomad agent named Finque, me a Feisty doctor named Katherine Darkwood with a talent for marksmanship. We have black coats, we have aviators, he has a motor bike, and I have roller skates. He pulls me along at high speed, and we shoot until our Uzi's break.&lt;br&gt;
Oh yeah, we have guns. Lots and LOTS of guns. And grenades.&lt;br&gt;
'Undead Village', coming to a cinema near you in 2054 (probably)
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/11/zombie_slayer~1884838/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Yesterday, me and my boyfriend went into Leeds to see 'The Illusionist'. Only once we arrived (at about 5.30) we found it closed. Apparently the sprinklers had gone off and they were trying top clean it up.<br>
So, that meant we were stuck in Leeds on a saturday evening with nothing to do. I looked to Finlay (my boyfriend) for guidance, and he suggested we go bowling. Normally I like bowling, but in this situation I wasn't all too keen, as I'm no good without aisle barriers and Finlay is disturbingly talented at the whole thing (Seriously, he beat my dad. NO ONE beats my dad). But I agreed and off we went, booked two games and I sat back and got completely stomped (97 to 35 ayone?).<br>
But this isn't the point. The point is, on our way out, I decided that we should waste our change on some arcade games. Finay wanted to play Time Crisis, but it was out of order, so we turned out attention to 'House of dead 4' and whiled away a good half an hour slaying mutated zombies, leeches and giagantic spiders (actually, the spider beat us, but I digress...)<br>
I can't even begin to describe how fun it was! I was so hyped up afterwards that after we went up to the cinema (now open) and saw the film (which is very good by the way), we played it again on the console in the Light. Man, we were on fire!<br>
On the way home, we began to develop our own Zomie movie. In it, we save the village of Burley (where we live) from the undead middle classes. He a nomad agent named Finque, me a Feisty doctor named Katherine Darkwood with a talent for marksmanship. We have black coats, we have aviators, he has a motor bike, and I have roller skates. He pulls me along at high speed, and we shoot until our Uzi's break.<br>
Oh yeah, we have guns. Lots and LOTS of guns. And grenades.<br>
'Undead Village', coming to a cinema near you in 2054 (probably)
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/03/11/zombie_slayer~1884838/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/23/cringe_inducing_brilliance_and_the_sad_t~1790883/"><default:title>Cringe inducing brilliance and the sad things in life</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/23/cringe_inducing_brilliance_and_the_sad_t~1790883/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-02-23T12:51:39+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;Something that I've always considered strange is the way that certain things make you smile. Even when they're things that are probably considered cringe inducingly cheesy. I'm cure everybody's got one.&lt;br&gt;
For me, I suppose my main 'guilty pleasure' as it were, would be that Will Smith song...you know, the 'Nod ya head' one they released for MIB 2?&lt;br&gt;
Now, that fact of the matter is that generally I'm a girl who's at home with a couple of wailing guitars and a kick ass drummer; Rock, Goth rock, Symphonic rock, Metal and so forth. The kind of music that you'll destroy your neck muscles for. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But I've had an extremely crappy couple of weeks, and two days ago my Aunt Judith died. I'm the first to admit that I haven't cried, bceause although she was immediate family I wasn't very close to her. The last time I saw was before Christmas, and even then we only saw her twice a year maybe. She'd been ill for a long time; scelerosis of the liver, and then a massive stroke that would've left her paralysed down her left side.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So, even though I haven't cried, it still left me sad, and I can't remember the last time I laughed properly. So just a few minutes ago, I had a think about what might cheer me up and I suddenly remembered it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;That Will Smith single lurking in out CD cupboard. I dug it out and synced it onto my MP3, listening to it on my lap top. And all the while it was playing, I foud myself grinning like an idiot.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Say what you want, but 'Nod ya head' is a cheesy classic, and in times of sadness it's an excellent rememdy.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/23/cringe_inducing_brilliance_and_the_sad_t~1790883/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Something that I've always considered strange is the way that certain things make you smile. Even when they're things that are probably considered cringe inducingly cheesy. I'm cure everybody's got one.<br>
For me, I suppose my main 'guilty pleasure' as it were, would be that Will Smith song...you know, the 'Nod ya head' one they released for MIB 2?<br>
Now, that fact of the matter is that generally I'm a girl who's at home with a couple of wailing guitars and a kick ass drummer; Rock, Goth rock, Symphonic rock, Metal and so forth. The kind of music that you'll destroy your neck muscles for. </p>
	<p>But I've had an extremely crappy couple of weeks, and two days ago my Aunt Judith died. I'm the first to admit that I haven't cried, bceause although she was immediate family I wasn't very close to her. The last time I saw was before Christmas, and even then we only saw her twice a year maybe. She'd been ill for a long time; scelerosis of the liver, and then a massive stroke that would've left her paralysed down her left side.</p>
	<p>So, even though I haven't cried, it still left me sad, and I can't remember the last time I laughed properly. So just a few minutes ago, I had a think about what might cheer me up and I suddenly remembered it.</p>
	<p>That Will Smith single lurking in out CD cupboard. I dug it out and synced it onto my MP3, listening to it on my lap top. And all the while it was playing, I foud myself grinning like an idiot.</p>
	<p>Say what you want, but 'Nod ya head' is a cheesy classic, and in times of sadness it's an excellent rememdy.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/23/cringe_inducing_brilliance_and_the_sad_t~1790883/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/the_things_that_make_me~1730881/"><default:title>The things that make me.</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/the_things_that_make_me~1730881/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-02-12T23:55:18+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;People (except for, like, 10 of them) hate me. Mostly because I am a lesser spotted freak.&lt;br&gt;
And they don't like that. They know who they are.&lt;br&gt;
It's a shame really, because I've always had to live outside of things. I can't say anything a bit weird (which is everything I say), otherwise I get strange looks and people laugh. Not in a good way laugh either.&lt;br&gt;
Oh well, to be honest, I couldn't care less. I've got a nice group of really kick ass friends who mean more to me then any of those little boys and girls who tried to make me miserable. And I've got a boyfriend who loves me.  A  LOT.                                                                                    The thing is though, all of those people who decided right away that they hated me? Well, they didn't (and still don't) know me.&lt;br&gt;
They don't know who I am.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Things that I like:&lt;br&gt;
1.	Stationary&lt;br&gt;
2.	Fresh sheets&lt;br&gt;
3.	New books,&lt;br&gt;
4.	Sketch pads&lt;br&gt;
5.	Pencils&lt;br&gt;
6.	Fountain pens&lt;br&gt;
7.	Italian food,&lt;br&gt;
8.	Children,&lt;br&gt;
9.	Daydreaming,&lt;br&gt;
10.	Singing along to songs in the car,&lt;br&gt;
11.	Shouting at people who cut you up on the roundabout,&lt;br&gt;
12.	Wine,&lt;br&gt;
13.	(Contained) fires,&lt;br&gt;
14.	Winter nights,&lt;br&gt;
15.	Snow,&lt;br&gt;
16.	The moon and stars,&lt;br&gt;
17.	Big beds,&lt;br&gt;
18.	Photographs,&lt;br&gt;
19.	Scrap books,&lt;br&gt;
20.	Guitars&lt;br&gt;
21.	Drums,&lt;br&gt;
22.	My weird family parties,&lt;br&gt;
23.	The way my boyfriend looks alarmed when he makes me scream by whispering near my ear,&lt;br&gt;
24.	The way my boyfriend says "flames",&lt;br&gt;
25.	Staring competitions with my dad,&lt;br&gt;
26.	Miranda's laugh,&lt;br&gt;
27.	Katy's way of arsing up a game by going on about 'Crepe seed oil',&lt;br&gt;
28.	Sadie's reactions when I'm driving and for making me smile with her crude ways,&lt;br&gt;
29.	Katy and I having weird conversations about vampires eating veg,&lt;br&gt;
30.	Jenni shouting at chavs and calling people Puffins and enchiladas and 'being against breast milk'&lt;br&gt;
31.	Swings,&lt;br&gt;
32.	Roses  &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Things that I hate:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1.	People who pretend to like me&lt;br&gt;
2.	People who make me feel like I've done something wrong when I haven't&lt;br&gt;
3.	People who accuse my boyfriend of being a drug dealer. It's not his fault he's a bit shady looking...(it's chavs who think this mainly)&lt;br&gt;
4.	People who think they’re better than you&lt;br&gt;
5.	Mornings&lt;br&gt;
6.	Arguments&lt;br&gt;
7.	The smell of boiled eggs&lt;br&gt;
8.	Feeling lazy&lt;br&gt;
9.	Spots&lt;br&gt;
10.	Not having a shower&lt;br&gt;
11.	Cotton Wool&lt;br&gt;
12.	Custard&lt;br&gt;
13.	Long car journeys&lt;br&gt;
14.	Injustice&lt;br&gt;
15.	Ignorance&lt;br&gt;
16.	Smugness&lt;br&gt;
17.	Headaches&lt;br&gt;
18.	Traffic&lt;br&gt;
19.	No sleep&lt;br&gt;
20.	Knives&lt;br&gt;
21.	Tiredness&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;That's a fairly compact list. Generally there's a lot more.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/the_things_that_make_me~1730881/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>People (except for, like, 10 of them) hate me. Mostly because I am a lesser spotted freak.<br>
And they don't like that. They know who they are.<br>
It's a shame really, because I've always had to live outside of things. I can't say anything a bit weird (which is everything I say), otherwise I get strange looks and people laugh. Not in a good way laugh either.<br>
Oh well, to be honest, I couldn't care less. I've got a nice group of really kick ass friends who mean more to me then any of those little boys and girls who tried to make me miserable. And I've got a boyfriend who loves me.  A  LOT.                                                                                    The thing is though, all of those people who decided right away that they hated me? Well, they didn't (and still don't) know me.<br>
They don't know who I am.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       </p>
	<p>Things that I like:<br>
1.	Stationary<br>
2.	Fresh sheets<br>
3.	New books,<br>
4.	Sketch pads<br>
5.	Pencils<br>
6.	Fountain pens<br>
7.	Italian food,<br>
8.	Children,<br>
9.	Daydreaming,<br>
10.	Singing along to songs in the car,<br>
11.	Shouting at people who cut you up on the roundabout,<br>
12.	Wine,<br>
13.	(Contained) fires,<br>
14.	Winter nights,<br>
15.	Snow,<br>
16.	The moon and stars,<br>
17.	Big beds,<br>
18.	Photographs,<br>
19.	Scrap books,<br>
20.	Guitars<br>
21.	Drums,<br>
22.	My weird family parties,<br>
23.	The way my boyfriend looks alarmed when he makes me scream by whispering near my ear,<br>
24.	The way my boyfriend says "flames",<br>
25.	Staring competitions with my dad,<br>
26.	Miranda's laugh,<br>
27.	Katy's way of arsing up a game by going on about 'Crepe seed oil',<br>
28.	Sadie's reactions when I'm driving and for making me smile with her crude ways,<br>
29.	Katy and I having weird conversations about vampires eating veg,<br>
30.	Jenni shouting at chavs and calling people Puffins and enchiladas and 'being against breast milk'<br>
31.	Swings,<br>
32.	Roses  </p>
	<p>Things that I hate:</p>
	<p>1.	People who pretend to like me<br>
2.	People who make me feel like I've done something wrong when I haven't<br>
3.	People who accuse my boyfriend of being a drug dealer. It's not his fault he's a bit shady looking...(it's chavs who think this mainly)<br>
4.	People who think they’re better than you<br>
5.	Mornings<br>
6.	Arguments<br>
7.	The smell of boiled eggs<br>
8.	Feeling lazy<br>
9.	Spots<br>
10.	Not having a shower<br>
11.	Cotton Wool<br>
12.	Custard<br>
13.	Long car journeys<br>
14.	Injustice<br>
15.	Ignorance<br>
16.	Smugness<br>
17.	Headaches<br>
18.	Traffic<br>
19.	No sleep<br>
20.	Knives<br>
21.	Tiredness</p>
	<p>That's a fairly compact list. Generally there's a lot more.
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/the_things_that_make_me~1730881/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/is_your_child_a_satanic_worshiper~1729314/"><default:title>Is your child a satanic worshiper?</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/is_your_child_a_satanic_worshiper~1729314/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-02-12T20:10:06+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;I was in Leeds a couple of weeks ago, and I saw this magazine in Smiths. On said magazine were the words:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;IS YOUR CHILD IS SATANIC WORSHIPER? FIND OUT INSIDE!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I attempted to find this enlightning piece of journalism, but the contents page was a load of bollocks which told me nothing.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;So, I have crafted my own little piece.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;N.B For the love of God, don't be offended. It's not serious.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;How to tell that your child is a satanic worshiper, in 8 easy steps&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;1. Does your child chant suspiciously to himself? If the answer is yes, then he or she is a satanic worshiper.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;2. Has your child taken a sudden interest in live stock (Goats specifically)? If the answer is yes, then he or she is a satanic worshiper.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;3. Has your child taken to scribbling pentagrams furiously over his or her bedroom walls, along with other evil mottos, including "Hail Satan" etc.? If the answer is yes, then your child is (obviously) a satanic worshiper.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;4. Does your child react badly to sunlight? If the answer is yes, then your child is not a satanic worshiper, he or she is a vampire stoopid.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;5. Have suspicious dark red stains immune to all cleaning products appeared on the floor of your childs bedroom? If the answer is yes, then your child is a satanic worshiper (or really messy)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;6. Has your child started spending most of their money on candles and burning them late into the night with their black clad friends? If the answer is yes, then that could mean anything for all I know.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;7. Does your child wear a badge saying 'I AM A SATAN WORSHIPER HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN!'? If the answer is yes, then there's no point reading this because you should already know that your child is a satanic worshiper.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;8. Does your child insist on being called 'Servant of the Dark Lord'? If the answer is yes, then your child is (very obviously) a satanic worshiper.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I reckon generally that if I had found the article it would have said something along the lines of "Emo is bad, Metal is bad, Heavy Metal is VERY VERY BAD. If you like any of these things then you obviously worship satan and shouldn't be allowed outside.&lt;br&gt;
Which is naturally very true (not)&lt;br&gt;
It's like saying if you like Emo then you must cut yourself and look a certain way; the girls look like guys and the guys look like girls.&lt;br&gt;
The thing is, it's all profiling, which is the point I'm trying to make. Articles like this should'nt br able to make publication.&lt;br&gt;
Thanks for your time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/is_your_child_a_satanic_worshiper~1729314/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>I was in Leeds a couple of weeks ago, and I saw this magazine in Smiths. On said magazine were the words:</p>
	<p>IS YOUR CHILD IS SATANIC WORSHIPER? FIND OUT INSIDE!</p>
	<p>I attempted to find this enlightning piece of journalism, but the contents page was a load of bollocks which told me nothing.</p>
	<p>So, I have crafted my own little piece.</p>
	<p>N.B For the love of God, don't be offended. It's not serious.</p>
	<p>How to tell that your child is a satanic worshiper, in 8 easy steps</p>
	<p>1. Does your child chant suspiciously to himself? If the answer is yes, then he or she is a satanic worshiper.</p>
	<p>2. Has your child taken a sudden interest in live stock (Goats specifically)? If the answer is yes, then he or she is a satanic worshiper.</p>
	<p>3. Has your child taken to scribbling pentagrams furiously over his or her bedroom walls, along with other evil mottos, including "Hail Satan" etc.? If the answer is yes, then your child is (obviously) a satanic worshiper.</p>
	<p>4. Does your child react badly to sunlight? If the answer is yes, then your child is not a satanic worshiper, he or she is a vampire stoopid.</p>
	<p>5. Have suspicious dark red stains immune to all cleaning products appeared on the floor of your childs bedroom? If the answer is yes, then your child is a satanic worshiper (or really messy)</p>
	<p>6. Has your child started spending most of their money on candles and burning them late into the night with their black clad friends? If the answer is yes, then that could mean anything for all I know.</p>
	<p>7. Does your child wear a badge saying 'I AM A SATAN WORSHIPER HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN!'? If the answer is yes, then there's no point reading this because you should already know that your child is a satanic worshiper.</p>
	<p>8. Does your child insist on being called 'Servant of the Dark Lord'? If the answer is yes, then your child is (very obviously) a satanic worshiper.</p>
	<p>I reckon generally that if I had found the article it would have said something along the lines of "Emo is bad, Metal is bad, Heavy Metal is VERY VERY BAD. If you like any of these things then you obviously worship satan and shouldn't be allowed outside.<br>
Which is naturally very true (not)<br>
It's like saying if you like Emo then you must cut yourself and look a certain way; the girls look like guys and the guys look like girls.<br>
The thing is, it's all profiling, which is the point I'm trying to make. Articles like this should'nt br able to make publication.<br>
Thanks for your time.</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/is_your_child_a_satanic_worshiper~1729314/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/kinks_and_curls~1727039/"><default:title>Kinks and curls</default:title><default:link>http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/kinks_and_curls~1727039/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-02-12T14:42:47+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;Not meaning to sound shallow or anything, but I want to tell you all about my hair.&lt;br&gt;
Now, both my parents have naturally wavy hair (I know, I've seen the pictures), except you wouldn't know because they both wear it short. I've never really had long hair, so I've been growing it for a while to see what it'll look like.&lt;br&gt;
This is where it all goes a bit stupid. I can't actually determine what my hair will look like long because it looks different EVERY SINGLE DAY!&lt;br&gt;
Like today, my parting is springing up from my head and has a huge dent on the side; like I've just stuck my finger into a electrical socket. I've tried to tie it back to stop myself tearing it out but now it looks like the tail of a neglected horse.&lt;br&gt;
That's not really a good look.&lt;br&gt;
I like my hair most of the time, because a lot of the girls I have known in my life (in and around Burley, or 'The Village of the Damned' as I like to call it) spend many hours of their life straightening it or putting it in a scratty bun to stop anyone from seeing it in its natural state. I'm proud that my hair looks different to everyone else.&lt;br&gt;
But sometimes, like today, it just gets on my nerves; it's been falling in front of my eyes and sticking out in width for about five miles.&lt;br&gt;
I suppose you could call it wavy. I call it mad. With a life of its own.&lt;br&gt;
It's not curly or straight, but is a road map of kinks and stray locks. Sometimes, I look like Kate Bush.&lt;br&gt;
And in a way, it makes life that bit more interesting. I mean, would anyone REALLY spend this much time writing about hair?&lt;br&gt;
Yes. I'm one of them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/12/kinks_and_curls~1727039/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Not meaning to sound shallow or anything, but I want to tell you all about my hair.<br>
Now, both my parents have naturally wavy hair (I know, I've seen the pictures), except you wouldn't know because they both wear it short. I've never really had long hair, so I've been growing it for a while to see what it'll look like.<br>
This is where it all goes a bit stupid. I can't actually determine what my hair will look like long because it looks different EVERY SINGLE DAY!<br>
Like today, my parting is springing up from my head and has a huge dent on the side; like I've just stuck my finger into a electrical socket. I've tried to tie it back to stop myself tearing it out but now it looks like the tail of a neglected horse.<br>
That's not really a good look.<br>
I like my hair most of the time, because a lot of the girls I have known in my life (in and around Burley, or 'The Village of the Damned' as I like to call it) spend many hours of their life straightening it or putting it in a scratty bun to stop anyone from seeing it in its natural state. I'm proud that my hair looks different to everyone else.<br>
But sometimes, like today, it just gets on my nerves; it's been falling in front of my eyes and sticking out in width for about five miles.<br>
I suppose you could call it wavy. I call it mad. With a life of its own.<br>
It's not curly or straight, but is a road map of kinks and stray locks. Sometimes, I look like Kate Bush.<br>
And in a way, it makes life that bit more interesting. I mean, would anyone REALLY spend this much time writing about hair?<br>
Yes. I'm one of them.</p>
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A couple of nights ago, during the final rehearsal for this play I was in at The Queens Hall, me and my mate Zoe had to go outside to get to the other entrance, and there was the 'yoof club', sat outside smoking. Upon seeing me and Zoe (we were wearing dresses), they started to laugh in that charming chav way and proceeded to harrass us.&lt;br&gt;
"Whhhhhattt's yoooour play abooout?" One whined in a non-friendly way.&lt;br&gt;
I have to say, that I just wasn't in the mood for this kind of crap. I've had a really shit few days and wasn't about to take anymore (they'd harrassed us on the monday night too). So, as I went passed, I said,&lt;br&gt;
"Read the poster, if you can."&lt;br&gt;
I shouldn't have said it oviously, but I was just so pissed off with everything. The response from a chav on the wall was to try and kick me in the face. Luckily I stepped back about a centimeter and was saved. In reaction (completely involutarily), I karate chopped him in the leg, to which I was kicked in the elbow.&lt;br&gt;
Once inside, the evening proceeded with me being called a fat c**t and told to go to weightwatchers, repeatedly. They even turned it into a little song, isn't that  nice?&lt;br&gt;
I was also called 'snooty bitch, snobby bitch, smarmy bitch, etc.' and was threatened with death. The best part was when of them asked me if 'The snobby bitch can read without her glasses.'&lt;br&gt;
Now, anyone who knows me, knows I don't wear glasses. They were a pair of black frames with no glass in them. They were for the play. Any moron could've seen that. My response was to take them off and poke my finger through them, to which they grunted and shuffled off with their 'fat snobby bitch' remarks.&lt;br&gt;
It just goes on like that. One of them tried to get me to fight them. I didn't. She then went on to tell all her other chavvy mates how I 'totally started on them when they were trying to have a nice chat and started beating Rob up.'&lt;br&gt;
I think we'd call that 'omitting certain truths', wouldn't you?&lt;br&gt;
What confuses me the most is that they're supposed to be learning how to be pleasant at the 'yoof cub'. There are rules on the wall that are completely laughable.&lt;br&gt;
"Respect yourself and others"&lt;br&gt;
"Be respectable to those around you"&lt;br&gt;
"Racist, sexist or in any way offensive comments are not acceptable"&lt;br&gt;
HA! To be crude, my arse.&lt;br&gt;
They don't even DO anything. I've seen it, they sit around, bitch, smoke and occassionally scribble on a bit of paper. The Supervisors are more...Observers, they have no power whatsoever. It makes me despair&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://tithetohell.blog.co.uk/2007/02/11/the_chavs_of_my_village~1723749/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>The Chavs of Burley. They're pathetics excuses for human beings.<br>
A couple of nights ago, during the final rehearsal for this play I was in at The Queens Hall, me and my mate Zoe had to go outside to get to the other entrance, and there was the 'yoof club', sat outside smoking. Upon seeing me and Zoe (we were wearing dresses), they started to laugh in that charming chav way and proceeded to harrass us.<br>
"Whhhhhattt's yoooour play abooout?" One whined in a non-friendly way.<br>
I have to say, that I just wasn't in the mood for this kind of crap. I've had a really shit few days and wasn't about to take anymore (they'd harrassed us on the monday night too). So, as I went passed, I said,<br>
"Read the poster, if you can."<br>
I shouldn't have said it oviously, but I was just so pissed off with everything. The response from a chav on the wall was to try and kick me in the face. Luckily I stepped back about a centimeter and was saved. In reaction (completely involutarily), I karate chopped him in the leg, to which I was kicked in the elbow.<br>
Once inside, the evening proceeded with me being called a fat c**t and told to go to weightwatchers, repeatedly. They even turned it into a little song, isn't that  nice?<br>
I was also called 'snooty bitch, snobby bitch, smarmy bitch, etc.' and was threatened with death. The best part was when of them asked me if 'The snobby bitch can read without her glasses.'<br>
Now, anyone who knows me, knows I don't wear glasses. They were a pair of black frames with no glass in them. They were for the play. Any moron could've seen that. My response was to take them off and poke my finger through them, to which they grunted and shuffled off with their 'fat snobby bitch' remarks.<br>
It just goes on like that. One of them tried to get me to fight them. I didn't. She then went on to tell all her other chavvy mates how I 'totally started on them when they were trying to have a nice chat and started beating Rob up.'<br>
I think we'd call that 'omitting certain truths', wouldn't you?<br>
What confuses me the most is that they're supposed to be learning how to be pleasant at the 'yoof cub'. There are rules on the wall that are completely laughable.<br>
"Respect yourself and others"<br>
"Be respectable to those around you"<br>
"Racist, sexist or in any way offensive comments are not acceptable"<br>
HA! To be crude, my arse.<br>
They don't even DO anything. I've seen it, they sit around, bitch, smoke and occassionally scribble on a bit of paper. The Supervisors are more...Observers, they have no power whatsoever. It makes me despair</p>
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